Will Bethesda serve up their brains with a nice bottle of chianti to android users upon release? Cuz you know, we like to be wined and dined before we GET FUCKED!

Ahem, I think the word you're looking for is Apex, not Alpha. Unless this particular individual is the Alpha of his pack, the term does not apply. But regardless, you're still looking at an Apex predator. Just not one quite like yourself.

The trick is to not pick it up and eat it with your hand. Use cutlery you colonial barbarian!

I was gonna go with: I can haz facehugger?

I agreed completely up until

AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH I'm old!

Haha omg that's is priceless. I wish I could give you more stars for that story.

99 in da house. +1

I can't... there's not enough stars to give... I couldn't agree more.

Here's a question the world needs an answer to and the sooner the better: How long can Russia and Iran sustain their economies given current crude oil prices?

Naaw... Laser is awesome.

"Those Russian kids"

Maybe this means Anonymous will start to expand their fashion sense.

Made me lol. Haven't read the other comments yet, but you made that redundant info anyway.

Made me lol

Damn straight. Altair in the hizzouze!

Funny you should say, that's exactly what I did. So now I have it on good authority that I actually didn't miss anything?

Is "crashing in their territory" an american eufemism for "being software highjacked mid flight over sovereign territory then safely landed on iranian military airport and subsequently captured"?

That's not Michael Fassbender in the picture above.

Brilliant. And look at his little penis fin!