“yeahitkindadoes”

Yes, this, perfection.

I hope your asshole writes a bestseller countering all of your dick’s accusations, and that the two of them become embroiled in a decades-long media feud.

“How dare you mock the guy for not knowing what the beach is? Some people make it to age 50 without visiting the beach and somehow completely missing the ever-present representations of beaches in popular culture. Besides, many people suffer from Glorpman’s Syndrome, which is an inability to understand the…

Good to hear from middle class America. Now, get of your asses and do something about it.

I’ve never commented on Kinja nor have i felt compelled to. But I can’t help myself; the current state of America is completely fucked. Period. And no one is listening.

There is a certain level of “missing the forest for the trees” going on in the anti-GMO argument. The problem is not the GMOs technology itself, it’s the fact that they are controlled by multi-national cartels.

Did Simon do most of the work in the orgy, too?

Haha! That sounds sooo scary. I'm gonna stick with my house cats. Sometimes they try to kill me but so far they've been very bad at it.

I have a tiger rescue center nearby, and you can do a tour in the twilight during the summer months, and the tigers and other big cats are pretty active. Nothing quite gets the hairs on the back of your neck up like realizing that the tiger is watching you. And only you.

if that piezo elecric material is the bees knees, why not apply it to the roof of cars, or the inside of the hood, to get some of the motor vibration/ heat radiation? tires are disposable, seems like that tech could be used elsewhere in the car, without having to throw it out every two years..

Another version:

That's 'cos our Olde Worlde EuroBeavers are purer and just nicer than those uncouth "New World" Beavers. Old beaver is better beaver.

"Instead of a population problem, one could argue that Universe 25 had a fair distribution problem."

This pretty much sums up my experience with online dating.

Stupid dinner, you're ruining my CAT?

Octopussy?