“yeahitkindadoes”

Yes, this, perfection.

I hope your asshole writes a bestseller countering all of your dick’s accusations, and that the two of them become embroiled in a decades-long media feud.

“How dare you mock the guy for not knowing what the beach is? Some people make it to age 50 without visiting the beach and somehow completely missing the ever-present representations of beaches in popular culture. Besides, many people suffer from Glorpman’s Syndrome, which is an inability to understand the…

Good to hear from middle class America. Now, get of your asses and do something about it.

I’ve never commented on Kinja nor have i felt compelled to. But I can’t help myself; the current state of America is completely fucked. Period. And no one is listening.

Did Simon do most of the work in the orgy, too?

You can almost hear the champagne corks popping.

I'd love for bill burr to yell the news at me every night. "Those ISIS cunts, GFY!"

Jon Stewart always gave me a way to work through the anger and frustration and ridiculousness and wrongdoings of politics and people. Whatever awful thing had happened, you could watch him and even though the problem didn't get better, you at least could work through it and just go "Ya, somebody fucking gets it." And…

$50~, guaranteed rare. Yep. Devs have shit the bed. Fuck these games and everything they stand for.

True Story.

Someday all of America will have access to electricity! Someday....

I tried going down on a guy in the back seat of a car (we were both wasted) and he stopped me saying "My Mommy said not to let a girl do that" and then got quiet and not as responsive... I stopped trying and realized he was crying. I got out of the car and walked home. He showed up at my door a few days later with a…

Not only did the guy I dated burp into my vag whilst eating me out, on a completely separate occasion he sneezed into it during the same act. Dude always smelled of old because he wore his deceased grandfather's old musk. Sweet guy, just... off.

My ex.

This girl that I remain excellent friends with to this day. Now, the girl herself wasn't the problem. Nor was the act. It wasn't even the morning after. It was the afternoon after, when I met up with a friend whom I had canceled plans with due to, well, the girl.