"Sane republican"?! That's what we call an oxymoron. Nice try though.

+1

Ladies, don't ask questions you don't wanna hear the answers to.

haha "rental dongs"...

Hey straight ladies, some dudes just happen to be ribbed for your pleasure. Should that freak you the fuck out or make you go "yummmmieeee...."

ribbed for your pleasure my lady.

spot on. The more you know...

To be perfectly honest i took me one minute to read this piece, but by golly i like what i read. You certainly came to what i would consider "the right conclusion". Well done Tracy!

You see folks, what the green smile did here was a classic

Ha! Funny.

it is known.

What is this "next James Bond" stuff i hear?!!

Nicely done grampa, you've just destroyed your granddaughters life.

"single-fartedly"

How come parents never use that as a tactic against their children? But rather just fuck with you instead for no other reason than to destroy your life then and there.

not if being a feral volleyball was his thing.

Thank you Jillian for posing a very valid question for the uninitiated.

Yes, i think you are wrong. I think you missed my point completely. But that's ok, dude. Everybody makes assumptions sometimes...

Reports are coming in from so called atheists, and from people who say they know such vile creatures, who also claim to believe in astrology.

hear hear. Correlations don't mean causation people. Inductive reasoning is flawed.