Oh ha ha ha... this is what I get for being in the entertainment bubble. I sort of assumed everyone knew it was in theaters today. I will add a clarifier.

Sounds like it has the same problem Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter did. Look at your title, movie. Embrace the crazy.

I know, this article’s title was thoroughly confusing. I kind of thought maybe this was going to be about some softcore porn chinese knockoff version that was already on Netflix, that people might mistake for an upcoming theatrical release of the same name.

Nothing personal, but I look forward to the day we can just talk about the shows in the comments again instead of reading a bunch of outrage about the lack of recaps.

Sure would be nice to get a recap... but I guess that doesn’t fit with this new website theme... whatever the hell that is.

I really liked the part where Melissa Etheridge was in that bar in Tibet and Indiana Jones walks in and she fights the guy three times her size and the Nazi burns his hand....

And yet Sara still pulled her white canary suit out of nowhere.

Need anything killed, stolen, or maimed? We got just the team.

I came to this show specifically for Sara, Heat and Cold and they did not disappoint.

I have to say I found it underwhelming. Hopefully it’ll pick up as they get past the introductions (and everyone struggling with the decision to go) and into the actual narrative, but the show started out as rather a scattered bummer. “Oh, you had a son that you don’t even remember (how heart-breaking for him), now…

I want Snark to sleep with every member of the show before the series ends, and then him and Sara can go on another 5 years of adventures.

“We go our for one little drink, and you get into a fight with Boba Fett.”

It was alright, still seeing the cliched expository dialogue about the characters. I’m just excited for the next episodes.

I'm still pissed Kendra dumped Cisco for that shrub.

Impossible, he didn’t mention guns, Muslims, birther or ‘Merica at all in his post.

You could have included “I know Tim Cook, I’m friends with Tim Cook, great guy but he’s a complete loser...” etc.

Well people like him and he’s very smart...very very smart. He also knows very smart people as they are his friends. He’s only friends with smart people so trust him...he’ll figure out a way that will work for everyone.

It would make more sense to say he’d restructure our tax code so that Apple couldn’t hoard $35 billion overseas.

Yeah, I’d like to hear how a free-market capitalist can reconcile forcing a company to manufacture goods in the US. Assuming it were within the government’s power to do so, wouldn’t it require a whole bunch of those spooky regulations and government meddling you hear so much about?