Evilweasel
Anevilweasel
Evilweasel

Booo, it’s a great show.

I don’t think a single one of those things is going to happen this year. Not even a little bit. ISIS will not be defeated. Beloved artists will still die at the same pace as 2016 because we’re entering an era where everyone we loved in the 70's and 80's is at risk thanks to their age and/or their reckless drug use in

Oh, I hadn’t heard before that Kingsman 2 is coming out this year. The first movie was surprisingly good even after hearing everyone talk about how surprisingly good it was. It somehow managed to perfectly straddle the line between serious action movie and absolute goofiness. It feels like an iconic James Bond movie

I’m excited about the inevitability of Donald Trump unwittingly doing something that is considered treason, and getting depresidentified.

OPTIMISM, BABY!

George Lucas writing, directing and producing the Rogue One sequel.

Vol. 2, WW, Thor:Ragnarok, The Defenders, Logan, Kingsman 2, The Dark Tower. I’m superhero trash and I like it. I will also see Spiderman:Homecoming although I’m still disappointed the movie doesn’t take place 90% at a high school dance.

As far as making “our current leadership blow up in the face of everyone who helped it happen” please call your congressional reps as well as Jason Chaffetz, Chair on the House Committee on Government Oversight and Reform at (202) 225-7751 as well as the Committee’s own number (202) 225-5074 encourage an

He’s not the current leadership yet. He hasn’t even been inaugurated yet.

I can’t wait for the smirk to go from the faces of the Trumptards at work. A few are already having doubts what with his filling the swamp and his put in-crush.

“Kong” not “dong”.

Aquaman+Australia+Mad Max crew= some cautious optimism.

Kong during Viet Nam. Been there, done that.

Michelle Obama has been one of the classiest, the most educated (two ivy league degrees), perhaps the smartest, and yes one of the most beautiful first ladies we have ever had. We will be lucky to get another one like her. People who hate on her are ignorant racists. She is so many things that all of us strive to

who the shit gives a fuck. I’ve stopped listening to npr since trump won the election. I’ve become a disengaged citizen, racist mofos will do as racist mofos want

And much of your country is happy for it. And there’s an entire planet outside the US, as hard as that may be for you guys to remember.

I get that some of this “oh, 2016 sucks so much” thing is tongue in cheek, but do people honestly think 2017 is going to be any better? I hope people do realize that pretty soon Trump will be the President.

Honestly, the only thing 2016 could do to redeem itself is take out Trump, Pence, Ryan, and Putin...together in a funky BDSM-related accident. The last part isn’t manditory but it would be perfect.

And Pence. And Reibus. And Tillerson. And anyone in the Trump cabinet. And anyone that works for Trump. And anyone that voted for Trump.

And this is just the precurser to the shit show that will be 2017.

Fuck you 2016!