This year's suggestion for what to do with the Williams-Sonoma catalogue:

I just don't understand the flipping. Don't they all cook on both sides?

The houses without storage rooms thing is a conspiracy of some sort. It's also wizardry, because regardless of how much or little you own it will always be just beyond fitting into whatever space you have.

My favorite feature of the Gingerbread Estate is how all of the gingerbread women hold their purses tightly if you add a chocolate cookie to the set

I expected something along the lines of this when I read the title...