Best part is that Monson is a communist. He hates Obama for not being left wing enough.

Whelps, when Socialist oligarchs take over the country’s biggest asset(oil), fire the experienced executives/engineers and run the company into the ground, then it can be blamed on socialist oligarchs.

RIP

“We don’t like how you “Alpha” males define masculinity so we will define it. And close the statement by saying “grow a pair”. Because, in the end, we are fucktarded and don’t grasp that the juvenile statement at the end negates all previous statements.”

When he started singing “Little Red Percocet” it was a bit much.

It’s much simpler. With old rules, the team with Jordan wins. In modern rules, the team with Jordan wins.

Stone Cold lost, but another wrestler had a huge win recently that the WWE fans can enjoy.

Ned? Ned Ryerson?

The Ennis panels with the chain and the gun make me think Ennis, while he loves to write gun fights, has never fired a gun.

Johnny replied he'd go in halfsies with him on an 8-Ball.

I think Elway is sick of people asking him “Why the long face?” So he thinks “no one will ask that if I’m constantly a bitchy asshole.”

Linicome’s schtick has always been that he’s a crusty old man. His columns are him bitching. By responding to it, you do exactly what he wants.

How are the Ravens tied with Ditka? I think you meant the Saints.

I remember getting in a fight with a kid who tried to behave similarly when I was a freshman in HS. In retrospect, I was lucky it was just him and no one was joining his weird bullying side. I remember being shocked that he thought his behavior was completely innocent and was upset that I decked him.

“Whoah Nellie, lemme tell ya about a little child’s terminal myeloma.”

Laughing at children is fun.

So you’re saying Gracie Jiu Jitsu ground knees that are not allowed in MMA should also not be allowed in the NFL after a sack?

I’d prefer it to guys who train for 3 rounds. I liked how Pride played with the time in rounds and such.

Gawker Media harkens back to their race baiting forebears.

Scared white people? No wonder Gawker and Co. Are having to retool.