I enjoyed Blandino contradicting himself. He said that 3 steps with the ball in control makes the player a runner and later admits Tate “almost” landed a third step.

Writing for Grantland?

Mocking famine. Classy. Reminds me of a few years ago when I was at a Chicago Bears/Saints game and saw a sign saying “Bears to finish what Katrina started"

Notre Dame hasn’t gone the SEC route and started scheduling FCS teams.

Bears fans are arrested more but Vikings fans ejected more? How cruel are the GB cops that they arrest the Bears fan but make them stay to watch the Bears be disembowled. Then they take me to jail.

I attended the game a few years ago that was the apex of the Marc Trestman Bears. For those that forget, congrats. You have something in common with half the Bears defense that decided to not play the crucial down that Aaron Rodgers tossed a perfect bomb to emasculate the entire stadium.

A Harbaugh acting like an asshole? That unpossible

God damn but that was an excellent Blazing Saddles reference.

I applaud Mr.Burneko for, in fine Gawker media tradition, trying so very hard to be an edgy troll but coming off like a open mic stand up.

Yes, because only fans of a performer should be allowed to evaluate their product. Which is why George Lucas should know those prequels sucked because even his ass kissing sycophants were bored.

Never played a down for the Bears. Had $0 guaranteed money from Chicago. Chicago cut him when he fucked up again. And the white knights want the Bears to be punished? Fuck them. Assholes like Florio will whitewash concussions and various other ills but think they can look like noble crusaders if they latch on to the…

I’m trying to imagine how Ms. Johnston’s article would have gone over if it was titled “Thuggish black guys with autotune ruined American Idol”. I think there would be a slight kerfuffle.

I'm all for DW and the UFC doing things to make sure it doesn't become boxing but this is bullshit. They are screwing their fighters over and this will lead to a fighters Union.

If his writing were any worse, he'd have to work at Deadspin.

Congratulations to the kid for providing message boards and reddit with a celebration gif for the next decade.

You team gets taken out of its game by Mike friggin’ Dunleavy, you deserve to exit the playoffs in humiliating fashion.

How dare you, sir. George Halas created the NFL. If you are going to compare the Bears to an east coast group that was once great by really hasn't done anything other than a year or two of success since the 1960s, I'd compare them to the Kennedys.

Luckily for the watch people, they already had Gawker readers on their personal “never fuck” list. Begun, the new Cold War has.

“Jesus, Whitlock loves to quote himself.” - Mark Twain

So, according to Rock, Carribbean people of a dark complexion aren’t black. That’s a level of bullshittery a comedian of his caliber should not fall into.