Because part of it was a parody of Friday Night Lights. Multiple jokes were going on in said sketch. If it hit too close to home because you are a fan of Texas HS football, I suggest you sit down and analyze the absurdity of modern HS sports.

You seem like the type who reads The Onion and can't believe they can be so cruel. And you know for a fact that Joe Biden doesn't drive a Trans Am so the Onion is a group of damned liars.

He walked right, through the door...

“Football isn’t about rape. It’s about physically dominating someone in order to get what you want”

Hibbert is a good passer for a 7’2 guy. But the NBA has decided that the big man center is a thing of the past so he’ll become a role player.

From the listed transgressions, Mayweather wins the shitbag stakes. Though, apparently, beating people and causing multiple domestic violence calls is equal to being against gay marriage to the writer.

Dear Cub Fans and Media assholes: You wanted them to keep that dump and not build a new stadium. Now you have to deal with it.

I'm sure all the sexually harassed college students appreciate your self election as their representative. Your hardline stance will ensure that college basketball coaches around the country watch their bar room behavior.

I think it's a fine and a suspension. It didn't warrant the fellow losing his job.

He got fired for that? He tapped the butt. I was expecting a Howard Stern style butt bongo. The guy loses his job for that? The jerkoff who wrote the letter and sent the video should be ashamed of themselves.

I think it's from the episode(s) when Kramer moved to LA and became the subject of a manhunt for a serial killer that George ends up allowing to escape from a cop car.

ESPN is such a parliament of whores.

has he learned how to punch or take a punch yet? Those abilities will still hold you back in real fighting. Overeem was shown to be a stiff and he used Lesnar as a heavy bag.

the Ginge male looks like a cunt because he's dressed like a cunt. He could be bald and he'd look like he needed a punch.

you give this article too much credit by calling it comedy

gotta side with TV andy Bernard on this one. Penn state students are proud the university suddenly cares about invasive masses making children sick.

How do you not mock him? He's like a living character from a Christopher Guest movie. The sheer willpower not to fling abuse at him has to be inconceivable outside a Greek myth.

Scott Zolak sounded like he should be making late night phone calls to victims in a Wes Craven movie.

He looks like Fred Flintstone moments before a Michael Hutchence-style auto-erotic accident.

Or reddit did the work for them already. Either way.