EvilAbed
EvilAbed
EvilAbed

I have friends that have not been lucky in the step parent category. Some of its the step parents and some of its them not even trying to connect with the step-parent and them giving up.

YES.

Wait what? Did I read that right? Toddlers are...well....toddlers. They're like little mercurial crackheads with bits of playdough in their ears. They can't make decisions for themselves.

Right now my Facebook is blowing up with two sentiments:

Abolishing tipping culture in the US would require a fundamental alteration of the business paradigm - which currently allows some service professions to be radically underpaid by the employer, and assumes a casual tax on the part of the service recipient in the form of a 'tip' in order for the service provider to

Kim will start her own line of baby wigs if she reads this comment!

NOOOOOOOOOO. Joe the Plumber is an American Hero. Joe the Plumber covers his McMansion top to bottom in fake garland and puts thousands of dollars worth of presents that his kids end up hating on his credit card, and baby Jesus is glorified.

Joke's on you Callie. I'm just going to add a beautiful child to my Idris Elba vision board and maybe move back the timeline a few years.

Come round to my flat. She hangs around with my flatmate and I all the time.... in my miiiinnnnddd...

Oh, bless your sweet foolish heart. Take a deep breath, my love. As revealed above, I've never put a prawn or any other chitinous crustacean in anyone's draperies, so no need to descend into vapours.

Does anyone think that Kim & Kanye have like actual, real conversations? I'm not talking like deep meaningful conversations, I just mean, do they talk about anything other than, "Okay I am going to Paris on Monday and you will come to Paris on Tuesday and we will both wear our black cleavage dresses." Like literally,

I have to say, the tone of this scary story is the bee's knees. LOVE.

On the topic of men as objects: I'm struck by the speechlessness that these men share. I'm thinking specifically about FrankenKyle, the Mute Butler, and the Minotaur. Maybe the sexy Neighborhood Boy doesn't literally share this trait; however, he is silenced by his overbearing mother.

Yeah, I found myself surprised and happy (and also surprised by how happy I was) when I saw TX change to Jose. I guess I thought, "yay! Diversity! A sliver of hope for relaxation of the GOP death grip on TX!" But I guess it's also ironic that I identify diversity by a whole bunch of people picking the same name.

You're incredibly ignorant.

Bangladesh is the 5th happiest country on the planet, is filled with amazingly kind and friendly people, and once you are outside of Dhaka is surprisingly beautiful. No one should send you there against your will, but if you want to see what India was like before the tourists got there, go to Bangladesh.