Sociology professors make you do fucked up shit.

"You die in Guantanamo, alone and misunderstood." That sounds like the end to a particularly depressing/traumatising 'Choose Your Own Adventure' book.

Sadly, I'd guess that most Lou Dobbs and Erik Erickson supporters are reacting to this by wondering why Fox News is letting the pretty blonde girl make their penises sad.

Ugh i had a recent pseudo stalker at a bar who used me leaning over to speak to a friend as an opportunity to run his hand down my arm. I asked my friend if she had just touched me, because I had an inkling it was him, and when she said no I turned around a gave a very succinct, "Do NOT touch me. You have no right to…

I like to think I'd loudly say something along the lines of "put your penis back in your pants right now! Put it away NOW. I haven't had to say that to anyone since my youngest turned 4, I certainly didn't expect to have to say it to a grown man on an airplane. Now, go wash your hands."

You're kidding right? We can stop a flight because people are too drunk, or insist on singing Whitney Houston songs on a loop, or someone is too fat or has a "lewd" tattoo or T shirt...but a dude just...jackin it....is totally cool?
Shit, after the first flight attendant declined to do a damn thing, I would have…

The BBC is brilliant at this kind of thing. Plus, a new generation of little kids could get all excited about getting to play the characters and hopefully not shoot through puberty between the first and second installments, but rather grow gradually with the series as is more appropriate for the span of the story.

This is my dream. Also with Peeves. Because, his song at the end is actually the best ending the story could have had.

YES. I always thought Harry potter would really shine if given the game of thrones treatment. I want to see peeves, dammit! And the quidditch World Cup! And kreacher in the last film!

I missed the Kreacher subplot most of all. It was such a wonderful transformation.

I've always thought that would be a good way to stay faithful to the story.

Everyone know the last line of the National Anthem is "Play Ball!".

Our national anthem spells oar incorrectly. Fucking colonials.

Oh humans. So convinced of their superiority that they forget that even though it looks like a dolphin is smiling at you, it's actually up to 1,400 pounds of muscle and swimming prowess that, if it were able to put the pieces together, would probably want to destroy humans for ruining the seas and kidnapping its…

I wish someone would make a series - like, I WANT TO SEE HARRY JUST WALKING AROUND SCHOOL, MOPING. Not just the omg important movie moments, but the whole story - it would be beautiful.

When he died, my childhood died with him. REDWALL 4EVER

Ahhhh! My favorite childhood series!!!!

My god, I love you.

OH THE MEMORIES!

Jacques really loved his banquet spreads, didn't he? Whole pages devoted to the pies and the sweetmeats and the wines. Only George R. R. Martin gives him a run for his money in this regard. Those heavyset older gentlemen sure do love their vittles, wot?