Oh my god I loved this series as a kid. I saved all my paperbacks through high school, college, grad school and beyond. They're of the few books I've held on to over the decades!

I'm biased, but this is my favorite Parks & Rec clip of ALL time, and I love using it anywhere it may be even remotely appropriate:

I once had a nightmare that I had a crack baby. It just WOULD NOT stop smoking crack! I'd leave him in his crib to fall asleep, and then I'd hear the scratching of a lighter, and walk in to find him back on the pipe.

Exactly! I'm from Seattle and slacks seem super strange to me. I think there's regional dress and regional sloppiness.

Because the last thing you want to do in that kind of weather is stick people on buses and send them willynilly all over town. You think what happened to that building was bad, you should see what it does to a car or a bus.

Timothy Olyphant and Jacob Pitts while Mads Mikkelsen watches. And then Tom Hardy comes in and they start kissing.

Daniel Craig and Ben Whishaw. Not that I have a thing for that. (I have a thing for that.)

This comment along with the Flip the News story has me imagining a Christmas Story remake where Ralphina is constantly warned "you'll shoot your vagina out!"

I'm going to start referring to my cleavage as "the gospel" from now on.

Try Japanese lingerie stores. They carry smaller sizes.

As the mother of a soon to be 21 year old, YOU ARE NEVER TOO OLD FOR A SPIT BATH, MISSY!

I'm also in the small booby club, and my non-bra of choice is the pull-over cotton/spandex yoga bra. Enough support, and nearly eliminates the THO/headlights issue. And they come in sporty colors! Shopping in the bra section makes me sad. Everything comes with the boobs already in them! You just can't buy bras anymore…

I fee your pain. I got fitted once and the woman insisted I was a 32 A, which I don't believe for one bit because every 32 A I've ever worn has puckered like what you're talking about and shown an awful line/boob/nipple. I just wear sports bras/bralettes now . They're feminine and lacey and just dont bother me like my…

Ellis!! so cute!! for a first or middle name. I am baby name hunting right now, as we're going to start trying soon. Mila Ellis... Molly Ellis... OMG! Love Molly Ellis. Thanks for the idea :)

Adding to EvilAbeds answer (I'm a similar size), I sometimes wear push-ups to balance my figure out a bit in certain tops and. Sometimes it just looks better that way.

As a teacher, I can say that he does resemble some kids I have taught. They usually just save the eloquent outbursts for guidance. Do they sometimes have a point? Yup. Do they choose the proper time/way to express it? Nope.

Ellis for a girl is actually really nice...

I find that incredibly sweet. I was going to be Wesley, had I been a boy, but I wasn't so my mom changed a letter and that's how I got my name.

your dad sounds awesome :)

If my dad had his way I would have been called Hawkeye.