Dang, they really captured the essence of Jon Snow with this one. The perpetually baffled expression and tear-filled eyes translate well to the Lego medium!

It's Slayer, actually. Gawd.

Idiots. Everyone knows Pokemon cards is where it's at! These holographics are gonna be worth so much some day!!

First, I approve of this excellent gif of me.

I totally used to have a fear of driving, which I suspect was directly related to my dad's preferred method of driver's ed: pulling over on the side of the interstate and saying "Your turn! Just get it into fifth gear and you'll be fine." as semis roared past us. I had never driven stick shift before, let alone on the…

I thought Black Widow and Hawkeye were siblings!??!

OK, but what does "consistently and correctly" mean, exactly? My gyno said to take the pill at the same time every day, but what does that even mean? Exactly 8:53 am every day? I'd take it when I woke up. Which meant bright and early on weekdays and as late as 1pm on hungover Sundays. I feels like I'm doing this…

What is with all these weird Science Fun!!! demos at schools? We had a lady come in who dunked marshmallows into liquid nitrogen, ATE THEM, and then steam came pouring out of her mouth/nose/ears. Yes, kids, eat liquid nitrogen! Science is fun!!

On the first day of class my sociology professor had us pair off and stare directly into each other's eyes for two minutes. Two whole minutes of unbroken, brain-penetrating, soul-scratching eye contact. It's supposed to trigger that fight-or-fuck response (though no one fought or fucked). Anyways, I lasted about 40…

Oh I agree, I've yelled at dudes in public for touching me and it works- it shames them and draws attention from decent passersby. I'd totally cause a scene on a plane, but it does seem like me getting arrested is a definite possibility in this scenario.

After the flight attendants fail to do anything, the next best step is to announce to the plane "THIS MAN IS MASTURBATING! I AM A MINOR AND HE'S EXPOSING HIS PENIS TO ME!", but that might backfire when passengers mistake you for a terrorist/crazy person, restrain you with seatbelts, and your flight is diverted to…

I lost on "quiet". It was 3rd grade, ok? I accidentally spelled "quite" instead. Then I loudly fell out of my chair onstage because I was fidgeting so much.

Yes the BBC would be perfect! Only, they have to do better than they did with that The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe miniseries from the '80's. Soooo cheesy and bad.

Because eight 2.5 hour long movies aren't enough for me, I always thought I'd like to see the books turned into a miniseries that gets every last goshdarn detail in there. And that sticks exactly to the books. But I've always loved the books and felt meh about the movies, so.

I'm nibbling on a salad of dandelion stems and candied chestnuts whilst sipping elderflower wine RIGHT NOW!

Hares are a little too loudmouthed and braggy for me, personally. Gimme a squirrel with a bow any day!

Badgers are true and valiant warriors and wise beyond their years. Stop spreading your slanderous lies about the noble badger!

Ha! Better watch that shit. My first word was a cheerful little "Fuck!" chirped from my car seat, allll thanks to Boston's heavy traffic and my dad's potty mouth. Though I turned out pretty fuckin' great, so maybe don't worry about it?

Word. A "friend" of mine (not my friend, just my friend's boyfriend. Who btw is himself gay) half-jokingly implied I was a lesbian at brunch the other day and then kept it up for a while. Hilarious!

So true. I went to CU and once saw a girl on campus decked out with heels, a dress, and styled hair and makeup and I automatically assumed she was a transvestite advertising for a student drag show until I saw her face. Girls just don't dress like that 'round these parts.