Canada always does it better. I went to a gun range with a friend here in the US and the guy behind the counter handed us a 9 millimeter about 30 seconds after we walked in. I'd never handled a gun before, so I asked for a quick safety lesson. He rolled his eyes, showed us the safety, said "don't point it at your…

Good! I always thought it was such bullshit that my birth control was held hostage for a quick poke 'n grope. Just gimme mah pills, lady.

I would suggest grout stain! It's for whitening dirty gross grout, so I'd assume it could take care of the polish residue. And it comes in lots of shades to match any grout. Try Home Depot!

It is now! Science, meet Patient Zero.

Just not white ones. I wore some with my Halloween costume and I was too drunk to take off all my rings and bracelets and then my gloves every time I wanted some munchies, and lemme tell ya. Those gloves got nasty. All covered in churro grease and lipstick smears :(

I'm so, so flattered right now. And by Fozzie, no less!! I'm blushing.

Heh and I get embarrassed when my dad says "gracias" at Mexican restaurants. At least it's born out of an unabashed love of the country, but still. Ugh ur embarrassing me, Dad!

IT'S SO APPROPRIATE that his mouth looks like a puckered asshole. Because basically, yeah.

Ooh sounds like Faux-manda on Revenge! She had that golden Russian thang goin' on.

I think even in a 'drink your pee or die of dehydration' context I'd seriously consider just dying.

Huh! Will disgusting wonders never cease! But, first morning pee is the grossest pee. Would it not be simpler just to snack on gummy vitamins throughout the day? Call me crazy, but that's what I'd prefer to do.

Arghhh and if timeless has no meaning, then what about other words??? They're all just made up by fallible humans!! All words are meaningless! My god, this is worse than the time that I said "what" over and over again until it wasn't a word anymore, it was just a weird sound I could make. I'll be having an existential…

Green eyes are the rarest of all. GREEN EYE FACTS! Did you know green eyes come from a mix of blue and brown genes? Indeed! Green eyes are most common among descendants of those who lived at the frontier of blue and brown eyed folks, like the Middle East, Russia/Mongolia, and where the Celts and Normans got it on. Did…

As a blonde/white person, I think blonde/blue/white people are freaking boring to look at. So much beige! We blend in with light-colored sand and the ubiquitous off-white comforter! Lily-white folks are going the way of the poodle skirts and sweater sets. It's a dated look- they're gonna need to update the definition…

I was under the impression that drinking your own urine was really bad for you- like, it could possibly kill you. You're just ingesting your own waste again! But drinking other people's urine is okay, because different waste (or something?). I dunno, it was a shipwreck survival guide more concerned with staving off…

Great, he isn't even real and he still hogs the bed.

That's a good point, and I don't recall the exact explanation, but for whatever reason they can clone people but are unable to clone body parts. So most of what the book deals with is how the world can be okay with raising clones for organ harvesting (TL;DR answer: they don't consider the clones human, and either way…

It sounds similar to Never Let Me Go- anyone read that one? It's about child clones who are raised in a British boarding school until they can donate all their organs (and subsequently die) as adults. It touches on the ethics of cloning, but it actually reads more like nostalgia for a childhood that happened sometime…

Ha! I love those realizations. In college I dated a guy who I was starting to think was shy because he didn't talk much. But then it turned out he was just always really high whenever we hung out and he had trouble forming enough connected thoughts to have a conversation.

He does lean great.