Puncture was awesome, but I think I fell for him in Push. It keeps airing on FX and I have to sit down and re-watch it every time. It's pretty dang good.

Oh my, Ben Whishaw! Perfume is one of my favorite movies to watch in bed while hungover. So dark and fucked up! I wish he'd be in more movies. Or all the movies.

It's good you try to keep that from him but kids have a way of sensing that type of stuff anyways, the sneaky, clever bastards. I still think, though, that short of outright abuse, the last thing you should do is interfere with the mother's custody.

I can only respond as a step-child, but maybe that's just the perspective you need! In my sagest of wisdoms, the biggest no-no of negotiating those tricky step-parenting waters is interfering with the kid's relationship/time with the Other Parent. Seriously. Unless you suspect abuse, don't go there. You'll be the only…

I got a job! After a loooong ass period of post-grad unemployment at that. Sure, it's barely above minimum wage, and only part-time, and the kind of job they basically give anyone who walks through the door- yikes, gotta get back to the bright side- and it's a job!!! With moneys!!

DUDE! Teen Wolf? Holy mother he is fine in that, even if Derek is a bit of an idiot.

It's your money, use it when YOU need it!

At the moment, Jared Leto. I watched My So-Called Life for the first time last week and I've timelooped back to my teen crush on him (which, weirdly enough had originally stemmed from Requiem for a Dream. And is probably why I find heroin addicts so sexy. THANKS OBAMA).

I call it "the boudoir" in an awful fake Southern accent, like Arlene in True Blood. "No smokin' in the boooudwahr, Terryyyy!"

I WILL SMASH YOUR FACE INTO A JELLY!!

Um, it's Holland Oates. Holland is his first name, Oates is his last name. I just don't understand how he managed to bite himself in the face.

AARGHHH FAFSA FLASHBACKS!!!

You know, I still did not understand where I went wrong until I read your post! I will definitely try Kitty Litter next time, because I am sure there will be a next time. Thanks!

What is your most disastrous attempt at cleaning something?

Down Periscope is a damn fine hangover movie! Be proud, girl. You know you're feeling better if you can croak along with the Louie Louie scene.

I hate the feeling of hot water against my miserable, booze-leaking body, but it works! The morning of my college graduation I thought I was going to pass out in the shower, but I held it together and felt so much better afterward. I should try the tub thing next ti— Dammit EvilAbed there won't be a next time! Never…

EvilAbed's Foolproof Hangover Cure™:

That's it. I'm tying a bunch of helium balloons to my lawn chair and leaving this shithole behind. Goodbye, Earth, it's been real.

Heh heh. I was going to add the music video, but then I thought 'naw, I can't possibly do that to these poor people.' It's stuck in mine now too, though, so... karma?