It's unfortunately catchy as hell, but those lyrics... oh man. I almost fell off my barstool the first time I heard that song (in a honky tonk, in Tennessee, the only place it could possibly still be publicly played in 2010)

I would be one very proud and happy dead girl if my headstone ever reads "EvilAbed, Fag Enabler".

I've yet to hear a more racist song than Tim McGraw's Indian Outlaw, but this one could be in the running for silver.

That's because they're teenagers. They don't give a shit! For the entirety of sophomore year my daily lunch was a bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos and a Mountain Dew. Because it was delicious and the whole thing cost $1.10 from the vending machine, and because hearing adults nag about how bad junk food was seemed like a…

Oh wow, you speak eye-talian???

Truth. Pretty sure I listened to Nevermind on repeat for a year straight. I woke up to it on my CD alarm clock, showered to it after bringing the alarm clock into the bathroom with me, listened to it on the bus, and played it for hours on end after I got home from school. Obsessed.

I was never into the Spice Girls or pop music. Did not understand the draw at all. But I was weird- when my best friend played me her favorite cassette tape (Backstreet Boys), I was like 'Yeah, well this is my favorite!' and put in Sinead O'Connor. Weird, I tell ya.

God I'm jealous of you. You're not old, you're awesome! I think I was born in the wrong decade.

Hells no, I voted for the Coreys! I'll have to take your word for the awesomeness of 80's MTV, because there isn't any proof of it these days. At least my Lost Boys VHS backs up the awesomeness of the Coreys.

I had to vote Brat Pack. The only thing MTV has going for it these days is Teen Wolf, and while that show is fucking amazing, The Breakfast Club is iconic.

I may have been only 6 when Kurt Cobain died, but Nirvana was still the soundtrack to my high school years. Spice Girls who?

I hope you're right because I really want a triceratops. Ef cars, I'll just ride that guy around! Don't honk at me, I'll gore you!

Very disappointing, but thank you. It's probably for the best; if we brought dinosaurs back they'd most likely just eat most of the human population and reassert their status as the top of the food chain. I mean, what is Jurassic Park if not a cautionary tale of scientific hubris?

Evil Dead was cheesy as hell, but I think it was meant to be serious. Evil Dead 2 is where they went all out with the camp.

Scientific/stupid question: Could Jurassic Park be possible? I mean, we have cloning technology (Dolly the lamb, anyone?) and we have dinosaur DNA from their bones and fossils (Or do we not have DNA because it got corrupted? That's a thing on SVU). So why not make some cute lil dinosaurs in the name of science? Surely…

It's so infectious!! And he still does "And We Danced" in costume as Ziggy Stardust at every concert. I love that man.

I like "Thrift Shop" just fine, but "Can't Hold Us" is still my hands-down favorite. It was so awesome live that words. Are not. Enough!!! *gagging with excitement*

I voted cocaine, Burt. Even Lisa Frank can't beat that. Now we can be friends again!

8-year-old me loved Lisa Frank, but adult me likes cocaine. Adult me wins, thanks to my height advantage and coke-fueled super strength! 8-year-old me sits in the corner and cries over the unfairness of it all.

I voted MTV, but D.A.R.E. was awesome! We learned to say ef the man and re-wrote our "I D.A.R.E. to be Drug Free!" ribbons to say "I D.A.R.E. to be a Drug ee!" and wore them in proud defiance in front of Deputy Dan, the way that only idiotic 11-year-olds can.