You can't argue with them. So I just gently laugh and shake my head as if they were contrary toddlers who keep pooping their pants (or like, the internet version of this). It frustrates them to no end if they can't provoke you into an enraged debate. This only works on websites with high levels of conservative idiots…

I think there is a difference. I remember a pro-life friend bitching about how that Scott Peterson guy was being prosecuted for murdering his wife and unborn child, and if we lefties like our legal abortion so much, how can we justify charging him with murdering a fetus? I'm not sure this was the legal reason, but I…

Plus a lot of this season has been about showing how shitty it was for women before women's lib. Like you said, Jude's the smartest person at that asylum but she has no power because she's a woman in the most blatant patriarchal structure, Catholicism. And she and Lana (and Shelley! Never forget Shelley) are committed…

I like how you roll! I often have enough candy in my purse to overdose an 8 year old.

Let's find out! It'll be a surprise to me too:

I don't know about "friend-dating", but making a new friend in general is very exciting and also anxiety producing. Especially when your new-found friend takes your friendship enthusiasm for lesbian interest :( Gotta play that shit cool.

If we're really serious about helping the world's ecological well-being, we should just get rid of humans.

My much younger cousin read me some of her One Direction fan fiction and it was pretty unintentionally hilarious, but also kind of good? It involved Harry and Liam fighting over her-*ahem* some unnamed 1st person character. Upon my suggestion she added in some killer lines like "Bloody hell, Liam, why are you snogging…

LIKE A BOSS!

While watching the inauguration today I started wondering how cool Mrs. Obama would look with natural hair. Answer: so cool! And beautiful. Of course it's her hair, her choice. Even if that choice is fairly limited as a black woman in an arena with very conservative, white beauty standards.

Weirdly, my first presidential opinions also revolved around poop. I think I was in 2nd or 3rd grade when Clinton ran against Bob Dole and my friend announced in class that "Bob Dole lives in a toilet!". The idea delighted everyone and so then the two of us led the "Don't vote for Bob Dole, guys, cuz he lives in a…

High, high, ya boff high! Ain't that a friggin shame!

Jenelle! Ya bin smokin' the weed wif Keefah!!! Don' lie ta me Jenelle, ya smokin' weed on tha porch wif KEEFAHH!!

Ugh. They are the woorrrst (babies).

I assume they want a strict "Yes I will keep this cat indoors", but that seems kind of cruel to me. Cats are animals, don't they deserve fresh air once in a while? Dirt under their paws and sunshine on their fur?

Or if it's in your hoodie pocket :( It just falls right in.

Ryan Lochte's tweet is so damn dumb and hilarious that he's gone back to being an adorable idiot in my book. I'm now fond of him the way I'm fond of my friend's dog who's afraid of street signs. Cute lil idiot :)

Well, my school required freshmen to live in the dorms. And I liked the convenience of living right on campus, but I was also pretty happy to get an apartment the next year. The dorms were actually more expensive then our apartment was.

But f'reals, if you don't support the baby's head it can just fall right off, right? Because I've held a few babies in my day and the level of intensity and neurosis around this head supporting thing must be because they can die instantly if you forget to. I live in fear of not adequately supporting a young cousin's…

From what I remember of my average public school's lockdown drills, classrooms already are pretty secure. Metal classroom doors with narrow reinforced windows that are only open from the inside or with a key. And the doors are all held open with magnets so during the lockdown they're demagnetized and doors swing shut…