Destinos!!! I still remember those peeps. "Don Fernando tiene cuatro hijos: Ramón, Carlos, Juan, y Mercedes. Cuantos hijos tiene Don Fernando?"

The headline made me think the same thing :( I was going to cheer for the woman for acting out my darkest fantasies when some dick is fucking with me on the street.

I used to be nice and polite and smile at people on the street and get flustered at harassment until I moved to a huge South American city where the street harassment was insane. Then I got mean. Flipping a guy off, yelling 'fuck you!', or cussing some dick out was a pretty daily event. I don't know if it actually…

I actually hate The Bachelor with every fiber of my being. My younger cousin made me watch an episode with her once and I wanted to vomit myself to death. I think she also wanted to murder me because I could not stop myself from mocking the show and yelling feminist arguments at the screen.

That's a good point. But if it was only illegal to sell pics of people taken without their permission, the paparazzi biz would dry right up. But serious journalists who want to expose dirty politicians wouldn't have a problem releasing a damning pic for free, right? It's basically a public service! And you'll get tons…

No no, it's entirely right. Now, I'm just going to watch it for the next half hour or so, don't mind me...

Ha, I love hearing Hogwarts letter expectation stories. My favorite is my friend's, who packed all her bags the night before her 11th birthday and wrote her parents a goodbye letter saying "Ef you bitches, I'm outa here. I'll show you. I'll show all of you! I'm a WITCH". She was mad because they wouldn't buy her a…

Right, well then I call dibs on Danny Pudi. Obviously!

I've accepted that this lame half-season is Community's last since it was announced. Firing Harmon the next day didn't help either. Nice try, NBC, but you can't fool me! I see through your pathetic lies.

On a family trip I ordered a bottle of vodka to my (and my parents') room, and when a waiter brought it he refused give it to me because I looked young, even after I showed him my ID. He accepted I was 21 but still wanted to call my step-dad to "clear it" with him. I finally just reminded him I was 21 and an adult and…

"Weah ah your guahdians, little girl?"

Oh no. First you get me addicted to the Panda Cam at the San Diego Zoo, and now you post this. What are you trying to do to me, Jezebel?!??

I do agree that a lot of internships where you're expected to work full time at some fancy company for free and rely on parents to pay your way attract pretty much just those wealthy enough to coast on family funds.

Oh, I actually really agree with you on that point! I didn't get that from your first comment. No one should feel obliged to do something they don't want to do, but if you do want to wear makeup, go for it.

I have a cold too and I've been drinking ridiculous amounts of tea with honey all day. Like, bladder bursting every 45 minutes amounts of tea. Honey's supposed to be good, right guys? Anyways, my throat is so raw right now I wish I could just stop breathing entirely. Without dying, of course. The honey in this damn…

Are you me? You might be me. It's only been a week, don't get down on yourself yet! Or how about never. You're not a fuck up, there are so, so many people in your exact same position right now. I don't know if I can offer any job seeking advice, or else I wouldn't be in the same situation, but don't let it get to you.…

Ha, I love that sketch. That's probably why I started thinking I should watch this show! I'm afraid I'll have that reaction though when I finish all the episodes, just screaming and pulling my hair out :(

Ahhh awesome! I will have to go back and look for that!

Well, I'm actually super jealous because that just means you still get to watch Firefly all for the first time! Lucky duck.

Ha, I discovered that when I hit play and saw it was ninety minutes long. Part 1 down, and it's pretty dang good so far! Thanks!