My mom is doing paleo, and for the first time in my life there is bacon and red meat in the house when I come home! I love this so much I don't even subject it to the same mockery I usually give her weird diets (she's done them all). On the downside, I've been enlisted to pick up her "meat delivery" (heh) when I come…

Yeah, I think it's just funny. I don't understand why people get so up in arms over it- no one really takes this advice seriously, right? I mean, come on, it's all a big joke. If you don't like this brand of sex talk, there's always Dr. Ruth (who is the best!).

Yes THANK YOU!!! This book was all I could think about when watching The Village and I was so pissed when the end totally ripped it off. Uh, been there, done that M. Night.

Whatever. As long as Maggie Smith stays on, everything will be okay. Wait, she's leaving too?!? But now maybe she isn't? Stop toying with my heart, Downton Abbey!

So, if they are recognized as a hate group does that mean that the vile bullshit they spew all over private funerals is no longer protected by the First Amendment? Because FINALLY ABOUT G-D TIME!!

OMG why have I never realized this!? I painted my nails blue for Obama on Election Day and my nails were stained blue for over a week after I took it off. Totes worth it, but I definitely looked diseased for a few days. Thanks, I'm buying some basecoat now!

Huh! I spent 90% of the Hunger Games feeling guilty about chowing down on Milk Duds while everyone was busy starving to death on screen. And this guy behind me simply would not stop breathing extremely heavily and loudly and windily right into the back of my head. I did not know a person could inhale and exhale with…

*Ahem*, it's on Harry Styles. It was more of a smirker for me than a knee slapper, but there you have it. Still it's more clever than anything I could come up with tonight... or who am I kidding, ever.

Well, that makes sense since the show has spanned 1912 to the mid-twenties (I think?). Even Lord Grantham's dogs are mere mortals.

Don't torrent! Stream that shit! That way your less likely to download nasty viruses. I'd start with Project Free TV (google it) if I were you :)

Yes! I watched this movie yesterday and that's definitely the vibe I got from the ending. Rick Grimes announces his love for Elizabeth Swan, and then the next scene they're in is the end when all three of them pick someone up from the airport. It definitely looked like they'd solved their unrequited love by being a…

I have a severe procrastination problem- hey, that's what I'm doing now!- and I pulled Adderall fueled all-nighters to write essays every now and then. But exams are a different story- if I stayed up all night I'd barely be able to answer multiple choice questions, much less write a coherent short answer. My scantron…

Do you know HOW HARD it is to order a Rootie Tootie Fresh n' Fruity with a straight face? While all your friends are snickering at you and everyone's a little high anyways? Very! It's nearly as hard as ordering a pu pu platter, but at least there's less of a chance of offending an entire culture at IHOP.

They have to fill up Slytherin somehow, it's not like there are just tons of evil people hanging around on Pottermore. I would like to think I'm Ravenclaw too. Or Gryffindor! But probably not. I would even rather be a Hufflepuff :(

The more you know- it gets better!

In high school I was surprised to learn, while watching British TV, that being a redhead was something that was made fun of. I think that South Park episode (which aired in 2005) just helped it cross the pond and introduce it to a new generation of immature school-aged jerks. What I've seen here seems more…

At my school there was a slightly horrifying urban legend going around that the black cherry Warheads would split your tongue down the middle if you ate too many. I had a love/fear relationship with them.

I tried out Pottermore, but it put me in Slytherin so I QUIT! My wounded ego couldn't take it.

I'm not a redhead, so it's entirely possible my non-gingered privilege has rendered me blind to your sufferings, but allow me to ask a dumb question. Have redheads always suffered social ostracism or has this really just become a social phenomenon since that South Park episode aired?

It is really easy to publish your very own ebook through the Apple store. And that can be good, but unfortunately it often just means shit like this gets published.