He is a disgusting asshole of a father/husband/person. And racist, too! My first reaction to hearing the friend was pregnant by this douchebag was "Girl needs a quickie divorce or an abortion, fast." I don't think the kid has much of a chance as things stand- picture Winter's Bone and that girl with the baby living in…

We could hire a Boner Patrol to make sure everyone is flaccid and nonthreatening at all times!

Or younger! Sad, true story- my friend's friend lives in Minnesota with her gross awful husband and her three month old son. That kid has been taken hunting 5 or 6 times already and even "shot" his first turkey. His father wrapped his lil baby finger around the trigger and squeezed it for him. What the fuck.

That's just too goddamn bad, then! Because the majority of Americans also don't want their kids to be shot, and you can't have it both ways.

Democrats are introducing an assault weapon ban tomorrow- it's a good first step, but we need stronger legislation than that. Like a total overhaul of how we buy guns and who gets to buy them, as well as some changes made to the second amendment.

I think you make a fair point, but there's pretty big difference between casual nudists and pervy flashers. There was a nice middle aged lady who started a scandal in my city because she liked to garden topless (and sometimes bottomless) in her front yard now and then. That seems pretty dang harmless to me! But that's…

What dicks, I hate when they do that.

Sorry, I may have been a little overzealous there. It's a shitty day, I apologize.

I dunno, the One Direction invasion is preeetty terrible. It may necessitate a second tea party whereby we throw floppy-haired, elfin-faced effigies of those little monsters straight into the ocean.

A handgun kept in the home for self-defense is 43 times more likely to kill a family member or friend than an intruder. Enjoy!

And how many of those Chinese kids died from this knife attack? 22 kids were wounded and ZERO died. Meanwhile, the Aurora shooter shot 72 people in 90 seconds, killing 12.

Guns aren't "promised" to us, we have the right to bear arms. There's a difference. And the Constitution is meant to be amended and updated as the times change. Hence, women's right to vote, emancipation from slavery, etc. To repeat myself from another post, we aren't fighting off the Red Coats with our muskets and…

Yeah, it's gotta be a lot easier to ban soda than firearms, even though we Americans loooove our Big Gulps.

The Framers intended for it to be modified as the times changed. As we're no longer fighting off the Red Coats with muskets and bayonets, I'd say it's time to re-examine the 2nd Amendment.

I don't care, the media shouldn't be trying to talk to those kids at all. Show a little humanity, reporters. It's not all about the damn scoop.

Slightly OT- When I flipped on the TV on that infamous Balloon Boy day and saw news reports of a large shiny flying object, I thought to myself "OMG SPACE SHIP! This will forever be remembered as the day aliens first visited Earth!", and then got a little bummed out when the announcer started explaining WTF was going…

Yeah, but read the Gawker comments, they'll cheer you right up! Most people are just as unimpressed with the site for posting about it as we are.

Monkeys shouldn't be pets, and a zoo or animal sanctuary aren't ideal either, but if I were a monkey I would NOT want to live in the wild. Why would I want to suffer from disease, starvation, and freaking monkey murder? I guess the benefits would be roaming free, but not really because then you have to deal with…

I'm pretty sure I remember reading somewhere that he had his named legally changed to Abraham Shakespeare. Good choice, though!