Huh! I spent 90% of the Hunger Games feeling guilty about chowing down on Milk Duds while everyone was busy starving to death on screen. And this guy behind me simply would not stop breathing extremely heavily and loudly and windily right into the back of my head. I did not know a person could inhale and exhale with…

*Ahem*, it's on Harry Styles. It was more of a smirker for me than a knee slapper, but there you have it. Still it's more clever than anything I could come up with tonight... or who am I kidding, ever.

Well, that makes sense since the show has spanned 1912 to the mid-twenties (I think?). Even Lord Grantham's dogs are mere mortals.

Don't torrent! Stream that shit! That way your less likely to download nasty viruses. I'd start with Project Free TV (google it) if I were you :)

Yes! I watched this movie yesterday and that's definitely the vibe I got from the ending. Rick Grimes announces his love for Elizabeth Swan, and then the next scene they're in is the end when all three of them pick someone up from the airport. It definitely looked like they'd solved their unrequited love by being a…

I have a severe procrastination problem- hey, that's what I'm doing now!- and I pulled Adderall fueled all-nighters to write essays every now and then. But exams are a different story- if I stayed up all night I'd barely be able to answer multiple choice questions, much less write a coherent short answer. My scantron…

Do you know HOW HARD it is to order a Rootie Tootie Fresh n' Fruity with a straight face? While all your friends are snickering at you and everyone's a little high anyways? Very! It's nearly as hard as ordering a pu pu platter, but at least there's less of a chance of offending an entire culture at IHOP.

They have to fill up Slytherin somehow, it's not like there are just tons of evil people hanging around on Pottermore. I would like to think I'm Ravenclaw too. Or Gryffindor! But probably not. I would even rather be a Hufflepuff :(

The more you know- it gets better!

In high school I was surprised to learn, while watching British TV, that being a redhead was something that was made fun of. I think that South Park episode (which aired in 2005) just helped it cross the pond and introduce it to a new generation of immature school-aged jerks. What I've seen here seems more…

At my school there was a slightly horrifying urban legend going around that the black cherry Warheads would split your tongue down the middle if you ate too many. I had a love/fear relationship with them.

I tried out Pottermore, but it put me in Slytherin so I QUIT! My wounded ego couldn't take it.

I'm not a redhead, so it's entirely possible my non-gingered privilege has rendered me blind to your sufferings, but allow me to ask a dumb question. Have redheads always suffered social ostracism or has this really just become a social phenomenon since that South Park episode aired?

It is really easy to publish your very own ebook through the Apple store. And that can be good, but unfortunately it often just means shit like this gets published.

He is a disgusting asshole of a father/husband/person. And racist, too! My first reaction to hearing the friend was pregnant by this douchebag was "Girl needs a quickie divorce or an abortion, fast." I don't think the kid has much of a chance as things stand- picture Winter's Bone and that girl with the baby living in…

We could hire a Boner Patrol to make sure everyone is flaccid and nonthreatening at all times!

Or younger! Sad, true story- my friend's friend lives in Minnesota with her gross awful husband and her three month old son. That kid has been taken hunting 5 or 6 times already and even "shot" his first turkey. His father wrapped his lil baby finger around the trigger and squeezed it for him. What the fuck.

That's just too goddamn bad, then! Because the majority of Americans also don't want their kids to be shot, and you can't have it both ways.

Democrats are introducing an assault weapon ban tomorrow- it's a good first step, but we need stronger legislation than that. Like a total overhaul of how we buy guns and who gets to buy them, as well as some changes made to the second amendment.

I think you make a fair point, but there's pretty big difference between casual nudists and pervy flashers. There was a nice middle aged lady who started a scandal in my city because she liked to garden topless (and sometimes bottomless) in her front yard now and then. That seems pretty dang harmless to me! But that's…