Guess the shoplifters should have been a bit more Incognito.

"Knocked a dude out, but you were at Versace. Nice job, homo."

"Your sister is Forever 21 to me, bro."

Saw your tweet. "Just took a dude out." So gay.

Hopefully the coach will be a little more specific in the future when he calls for the runs.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krampus

He looks like Stevie Janowski from Eastbound and Down.

I want Jon Gruden to break down this video.

It's the second flip that killed me. "OK, took a tumble there, but I'm back on my fee... oh shit, here we go again!"

Where can I get a chair like this

Laces out? Who does this guy think he is, Ray Finkle?

Jesus, WTF happened to Zac Efron

Clearly, Special teams play needs a serious upgrade in Miami

...Crunchwrap Supreme?

Commitment to Eggsellence

"And then do the rest of my chores, too. Clean my dishes, do my laundry, punch my baby."

It's obvious, she's searching for clothes.

don't come in here with that reading shit

The penalty and fine will be for the "slide" with both knees. Not the latter prayer part. Muslims should Tebow it because 'MERCA!!!!!

Agreed I did not see the prayer as it cut to a different angle of Tom Brady sulking on the floor after getting leveled.