Skynet vs Planet of the Apes. Hail Ceasar!!!!

Why doesn’t anyone understand, as a google exec, it’s harder and harder to find qualified people domestically. Indentured servitude, I mean H1-B visas, are the only viable solution to our human resource problem!

I farted to get out of this boring conversation about H1-B visas!

who just farted here?

Or, just pass gas, loudly or SBD, and say it wasn’t you.

Some of these limitations are because backend systems pass their data to MainFrames. So that’s something to think about and consider, legacy systems that have hard limitations, but are used in a production environment (think Banks).

The only six pack I give a fuck about is a good IPA. Everything else is just straight ass.

No, for your penis. The cack watch. Set reminders to make knuckle babies.

No, for your penis. The cack watch. Set reminders to make knuckle babies.

Hopefully he will retire from those commercials too.

I prefer the roll by home depot and pick up some day laborers method. Makes me feel like the 1% and a job creator (according to republicans).

Can we have the creator of the game on set when they film this? Maybe an “accident” will happen and this ridiculous franchise can go the way of crappy birds.

I thought everyone enjoyed a dutch oven just prior to getting nasty. Better still, if it's a one night stand. Works like a champ! Let out the food babies, then let out the knuckle babies, but hopefully you wouldn't have to use your hand this time to let those babies fly.

When they said try the t-bag method, I bout lost my shit. I thought I was going to see dude crouching down over and over again just above the shoe opening letting his sac dip in and out.

So filling them up with pudding and then putting your feet into them is not recommended?

There is. Everyone buy a WiiU. Problem solved.

Same dude said something similar once we allowed integration into baseball, football, and basketball...

It started off slow (the season), but I understood why after I kept watching it. The show is really good, I haven’t seen the last two episodes however. My god damn DVR has been acting up. Aint no body got time for dat.

Buy these two used, read them, then stop reading the comics. They draw on and on with the same ol' bullshit, just like the show.

Buy these two used, read them, then stop reading the comics. They draw on and on with the same ol' bullshit, just…

Damn you Shane and your Commerce team for turning me into a hyper-consuming 'Meeerican! Just kidding, keep the deals and reviews rolling. I love these GD DAS Keyboards!

Damn you Shane and your Commerce team for turning me into a hyper-consuming 'Meeerican! Just kidding, keep the…

The last time you did something like this (mechanical kb), which I knew nothing about, you caused me to give up my MSFT ARC membrane KB for two (yes two) DAS Keyboards with brown switches. I have the DAS KB Pro 4 here at home, using it to type this now, and the DAS KB Model S Ultimate for work (to earn some nerd cred…

The last time you did something like this (mechanical kb), which I knew nothing about, you caused me to give up my…