Actually that makes you sound pretty exciting to me lol

For your other wrist?

For your other wrist?

at any point they choose, with one of their subs...

“The accused attacker has since been arrested”

The attacker was able to flee the scene because everyone runs faster with a knife.

I am all for money saving but often tips like these are utterly absurd in practice...”you may have to switch rooms” sounds innocuous enough until you realize that there is usually a huge gap between the check-in and check-out times...it’s entirely possible the hotel could say “You have to be out by 11” followed by…

Is it the time to point out that store exclusives are anti-consumer?

“Try a different internet,” is my new go to IT solution, thank you!

“stupid Oriental logic” lol

Actually it just went down, so nevermind.

I just spent 45 minutes in line behind a woman ranting about “stupid Oriental logic” regarding nintendo’s sales, who was repeatedly “instructing” the poor Game Stop employee - “Reboot your computer, reset your router, try a different internet”, etc. I feel bad for those of us hoping to get a Ness, but worse for the…

I think I’m nearing the end of my patience with Amiibo. Clearly the children (or the majority of anybody else for that matter) who want these things won’t have them so anybody who wants one is competing with professional scalpers/ shut-ins given the hours that these were made available.

Yeah, but if you play it backwards, it's an auctioneer selling priceless Satanic heirlooms.

"The world is like a big glass of water ..."

If it gets hot though, the water just evaporates out of the glass and presto, problem solved.

Your ice cube example is wrong for 2 reasons.

You know how gravity works, right?

I thought all the iPhone 6s were prototypes?