Super tiny.

Reading all the stories and complaints on Reddit today was great fun. All joking aside, I was in line for several hours, I was second in line. It took an hour to do the first order, and there was only one clerk...and, get this, he didn’t know this was happening at GS. Anyway, got ness, charzard, and the squid three…

#Please Understand

Why would anyone want to bid on his crap? As a Raider fan, I am loving this.

Good fucking luck bitches. I was at my local GS at 11:15 PM PST to pre-order shit. I left a little after 2 PM PST and I was SECOND in fuckin LINE. I was able to order splatoon 3 pack, charzard, and ness. Pacman was available, but all the other amiibos were sold out. So basically what does that mean? If you did not…

So lame.

Does this mean Killer Instinct Gold will be available?

There are far more racist and offensive things in Japan, trust me. I think this is done for a comical response. Remember Japan was selling the Sambo dolls, and I think international pressure got them to stop. I recall being in the service back in Japan, and outside one base was a hip hop clothing store. All the…

I don't really care about getting head or not. However, I do like to eat the kitty, but my wife does not share my enthusiasm. I don't know if she is self conscious, or just doesn't like it.

Nerd alert!

Vietnamese, Chinese, sometimes Japanese. Any Asian accent/language so as to abruptly end their god damn babble. If they are not computers calling, but actual people, they will usually just end the call. If I answer as an old person, or a gay dude, they tend to try to sell me on shit still, but if I answer with an…

I always answer like I'm a Vietnamese nail salon offering rub and tug discount. Works pretty well, as they don't understand what I am saying, and or the computer cannot compute. Telemarketing is irritating as FUCK and honestly, I would like to end each and every one of the developers lives who made this shit…

Fake being an A type asshole? Brag about my family, cut you off when they ask you about your day/weekend/fam? Ignore my family, talk about wanting to bang this chick and that chick? I think I'd rather be on that bus with the racist from Oklahoma.

Is the Joker tickling God of War as he uses his blade to trim the arm pit hairs on the other dude from badlands or whatever that lame game was?

Wow..Michael Keaton was there?

Why so...seeerious.

Fuggin pillow prime. Lemme take my nap please.

Very nice! Thanks for this.

Attention seeking insecure mothafucka. Minus his contributions, and a sickly Chevy Chase, last night was probably one of the best SNL shows ever.

The fixed that fast.

The fixed that fast.