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"Ooops you missed" - Roy Halladay 2010 Read more

Maybe Ryan will enjoy greater success in an armpit.

Pretty cool that they got Nosferatu to wear flannel for some reason.

So that's why Denton likes him so much.

I promised Tommy I'd never tell this story, but fuck it. What's he going to do, ban my account? Oh gee, how will I ever get a new one? Read more

This was all an elaborate plug for your blog, wasn't it?

This is your idea of a roast, Drew? I've seen better roasts at a Great White concert. [tugs at collar] Read more

The only time I've ever gone to a casino has been with Tommy Craggs. He's obsessed with following the probabilistic rules of proper gambling, focusing on "the process" instead of playing blackjack in a way that might possibly be enjoyable. It's like watching an old man slowly masturbating to CSPAN without any of the… Read more

Botched periods often end up with the quick hook.

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"I'm rapping Robert Mueller and I'm on the case / Ain't a thing I can't investigate / If there's a problem I'll find a solution / I've concluded my work and come to a conclusion: Read more

Kid: "Led Zeppelin"? The hell am I supposed to do with this junk? Read more

the complete first season of the original Batman television show on DVD, and a fuuuuuckingLed Zeppelin CD. Read more