Eto-o-face
Samuel Eto'o's o-face
Eto-o-face
Jan 9 2015
33

Pretty cool that they got Nosferatu to wear flannel for some reason.

Jan 9 2015
53

I promised Tommy I'd never tell this story, but fuck it. What's he going to do, ban my account? Oh gee, how will I ever get a new one? Read more

Jan 9 2015
130

The only time I've ever gone to a casino has been with Tommy Craggs. He's obsessed with following the probabilistic rules of proper gambling, focusing on "the process" instead of playing blackjack in a way that might possibly be enjoyable. It's like watching an old man slowly masturbating to CSPAN without any of the Read more

Jan 9 2015
114

Perhaps they sent the Vaseline because they know SweetWater drinkers always drink alone.

Jan 9 2015
22

Tadić is actually Serbian, no reason to think that mix up would upset anyone from the general area though.

Jan 9 2015
11

"I'm rapping Robert Mueller and I'm on the case / Ain't a thing I can't investigate / If there's a problem I'll find a solution / I've concluded my work and come to a conclusion: Read more

Jan 8 2015
5

Oh, geez. I'm starting to think this discussion of politics on the internet isn't going to go as smoothly as I thought it would.

Jan 7 2015
235

As a Republican, Curt should be less concerned with where his votes are coming from and more concerned with suppressing them.

Jan 7 2015
191

Of course Curt Schilling isn't gonna listen to a bunch of old geezer sportswriters. Why would he start paying attention to fossils now?

Jan 7 2015
724

Leave it to a creationist to start making shit up.