"Ooops you missed" - Roy Halladay 2010

Maybe Ryan will enjoy greater success in an armpit.

Pretty cool that they got Nosferatu to wear flannel for some reason.

So that's why Denton likes him so much.

I promised Tommy I'd never tell this story, but fuck it. What's he going to do, ban my account? Oh gee, how will I ever get a new one?

This is your idea of a roast, Drew? I've seen better roasts at a Great White concert. [tugs at collar]

The only time I've ever gone to a casino has been with Tommy Craggs. He's obsessed with following the probabilistic rules of proper gambling, focusing on "the process" instead of playing blackjack in a way that might possibly be enjoyable. It's like watching an old man slowly masturbating to CSPAN without any of the…

Perhaps they sent the Vaseline because they know SweetWater drinkers always drink alone.

Tadić is actually Serbian, no reason to think that mix up would upset anyone from the general area though.

Botched periods often end up with the quick hook.

neutral.

"I'm rapping Robert Mueller and I'm on the case / Ain't a thing I can't investigate / If there's a problem I'll find a solution / I've concluded my work and come to a conclusion:

Kid: "Led Zeppelin"? The hell am I supposed to do with this junk?

the complete first season of the original Batman television show on DVD, and a fuuuuuckingLed Zeppelin CD.

Oh, geez. I'm starting to think this discussion of politics on the internet isn't going to go as smoothly as I thought it would.

I wish other people were here to see this.

Privledge.

As a Republican, Curt should be less concerned with where his votes are coming from and more concerned with suppressing them.

Of course Curt Schilling isn't gonna listen to a bunch of old geezer sportswriters. Why would he start paying attention to fossils now?

Leave it to a creationist to start making shit up.