2nd for now, but Winston's crab walk time at the combine should pull him level with Mariota heading into the draft.

Since he obviously knows a giant wreck when he sees it, they should probably send him to find that damn plane.

When you think about it, the idea of sending a beat reporter to just go write on the road is quite novel.

"3 Games"

Whatever. Jon Jones is still the #1 kilo-for-kilo fighter in the world.

Florida man John Balmer was arrested at a Kmart and charged with possession of meth

However, charges were dismissed when the judge decided the evidence was toothless.

In a related suit, the NFL has been charged with disseminating images of the Jets sucking, and fucking themselves all year.

I'd be pretty embarrassed and ashamed to be Jermaine Cunningham right about now.

"That's him! That's the real killer!"

SKIP BAYLESS: I can say what I want on TV. Ever heard of the First Amendment?

I'd suggest he enter a 12-step program, but he's already shown he's hopeless when it comes to going through progressions.

Calling Johnny Manziel an alcoholic is like calling snow white.

The Knicks got themselves Masai'd again, basically.

Paul McCartney's your niece? That's pretty neat.

Paul McCartney is not a "she"

With Hitchens involved, I figured we'd just get an arrogant denial of the interference's existence and a statement indicating that if you believed that there was interference, you're a simpleton.

The New York Jets need a new coach and a new general manager, and they've been asking a lot of people around the league if they might be interested in interviewing for the latter job.

"I apologize, Mr. Tyree, but we have a strict no-reservations policy here at the Red Lobster.

"Yes, we can do that. We'll have Mr. Manning's crawdads n' gumbo ready for his arrival. Will he be providing his own crayons this time?"