More like Commie Rags, as in all of Gawker Media from now on.

"pip"

Word is that Harass was trained by the legendary BOFA.

Well there used to be nothing racist about this post at least.

this is my three year old's favorite joke you moron. +1

that kind of remains to be seen.

or they could only be saved from losing to Leicester by two dodgy penalties.

Great news for the Galaxy. Gerrard could slip in their starting XI right away.

between this post and the Alan Pardew article y'all are really going overboard with the Arsenal coverage today

Isn't Palace being sold to Sixers owner Josh Harris? Being owned by an American billionaire would have to transform the way the club goes about its transfer business.

Among the reasons Pardew leaving Newcastle for Crystal Palace is not at all strange: he's getting paid double what he was paid at Newcastle; his family lives in London and he wants to live in London full time; Pardew played for Palace for a long time.

while [United has] looked like serious contenders—and maybe even favorites—to lock down that all-important fourth and final Champions League qualification place

Take heart, this list is almost certainly a fake as there's a member of the Jets listed as headed to the Pro Bowl.

Yes, and I was shocked to discover Bengali is even labeled IPA now:

Yes Carol of the Bells is a definite top 5 traditional christmas song. Its omission is yet another example of Deadspin's rank philistinism.

Most of this menu was trash but I'm in love with the CoCo custard they dreamed up.

Private Eye magazine has a very different take on this whole fiasco which contradicts the notion that Michael Garcia was doing anything but whitewashing FIFA's shenanigans once again. Barry Glendenning posted it on twitter as a photo and I encourage everyone to read it and be skeptical that a very highly paid lawyer…

That Ebert exchange is beautiful. Thanks Kevin.

If you're being accurate, the American Justice System Simply Isn't.

Is anybody really surprised that a football guy studying business at Florida State poses equations that that don't add up?