Hey Shepp, does TimBuk2 have any bags formal enough to go with a suit? I know you're a sharp dressin' guy and they're bags have always seemed a bit "Portland" to be if you know what I mean.

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Penn Holderness, the smarmy dad here, works in video production, internet marketing and social media management. He is rather openly using these phony "family hijinks" viral videos to market his business. It's not that he's some sad sack dad trying to become a viral star; he's a blow-dryed former local TV man turned…

hey guys you had some errors in your shot location chart for Detroit, which I've updated for accuracy

I thought the A's would have brought in some big bats to make up for Cespedes but what do I know.

I guess I had the Patriots pegged wrong. I always assumed it would be Tom and Giselle getting the strap ons.

oh cool how long has you're mom lived in new jersey?

No wonder college football is losing popularity. Aggressive misconduct by drunken fans is quite unpalatable.

My best guess is he suddenly realized—to his horror—that he had taken a bite of Chicago-style "pizza."

We didn't need Kim's photoshoot to prove Humphries can't handle a basketball.

The income figures in the chart show the Championship tied for 10th. Look at the salary:income ratio and it's way higher than any other league. Sure there's the teams coming down from the Prem but a lot of those contracts have relegation clauses. The effect of the relegatees on the average are also mitigated by the…

It's no surprise to see LeBron's green shoots turn out to be astroturf.

Since you mention revenue it's kind of incredible that MLS is up there with leagues just outside the top 10, including the Portuguese Primeira Liga that now gets up to 3 champions league spots a year. It's kind of a shame and a surprise that more American players don't go abroad.

Surely that's a large part of the story in the Prem but how do you explain the Championship?

Aren't average Premier League salaries inflated up because of the (stupid) premium spent on English and "homegrown" players? That would also explain why the Championship is so bizarrely high.

The ubiquitous modifier "suck" is holding steady at 100%.

this is basically how I lost the deposit on my prom tux.

Due to aggravating factors, however, Penn State was instead condemned to remain in the Big Ten with no possibility of parole.

Sound advice. Also, I could watch videos of guys taking a shot to the balls all damn day. So funny.

Actually, I'm pretty sure nobody's missed more shots than Jay Cutler's kids.