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Damn it they're grey you son of a gun

Really impressive. Lots of 45-year-old men can't entertain the idea of an ejection without chemical assistance.

All this baby on fire inside a car stuff is weak sauce compared to Bryant's business associations. Far more alarming is the rumor Dez willingly accepts money from a corrupt, philandering shitbag who scammed the public out of hundreds of millions of dollars, engaged in hedonistic, substance-enhanced sex parties with

they're grey god damn it

The other day I wore two different colored shoes to work without realizing it:

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An $8,268 fine for Suggs? Holy shit that's harsh that's like two dollars a tooth.

I agree that the NCAA looks incompetent and without justification, but I didn't see anything in there about restoring the ancien régime Billy.

Of course he's totally immaculate and neatly dressed despite digging into that colorful frosted cake. That's the thing about Cristiano Ronaldo: he's great at soccer, and he will never be Messi.

If you're cooking with extra virgin olive oil, for many reasons you should do it below the smoke point. 450 is above that point for most such oils. I'd go with 420 to be safe unless you know specifically what it is for your oil.

CHOCOLATE candy corn? talk about gilding the lily. candy corn is perfect as is.

There's nothing wrong with being a hobo.

Doesn't change the fact that candy corn is honeyed perfection.

Here's the thing: candy corn tastes good.

Does FC Koln have a thing against Frankfurt?

Just because your team was getting spanked 3-1 by Bayern in the DFB Pokal doesn't give you the right to accost Mr. Ribéry like that, Frankfurt fan.

When made to endure jokes about hair removal it's only natural for a beard to get quite uncomfortable.

Also: sometimes Stella is labeled as beer, and sometimes as malt liquor. What gives?

Are there any beers packaged in green bottles that you consider palatable? Spaten? Jever? Pilsner Urquell?

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