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But I believe the photo here in fact depicts hungry villain Macro Man.

Well done by the goalscorer but it was the team play by the subordinate Clauses that deserves the credit her.

There is going to be a completely unhinged, apoplectic response if United fails to get a result following one of these moneymaking midweek friendlies. It will be very amusing.

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This list has integerity, Albert. I'll grant you that.

aww they changed the headline

To prevent future miscommunications, Michigan players are commanded to follow the new policy not to babble incoherently, blubber fitfully, stare blankly, vomit profusely, sob wrackingly, teeter, totter, wobble, wander, or fall over when Coach is just asking the damn question if they've shaken the cobwebs out after

Oh sure the NFL makes a big show of breast cancer awareness but the minute someone gives a fig about men's health it's a 15 yard penalty.

I image searched just the word ruru and was pleasantly surprised to see a bunch of cute owls like this one:

As punishment for their neglect, the guilty parties will be compelled to attend parenting classes and all of the Browns' remaining home games this season.

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What a dumb comment. The only way a promotion and relegation system can work is if there's a second division strong enough to replace the relegated sides with teams with a fighting chance. NASL is most certainly not that. Anyway, it's not as though this subject hasn't been discussed before by people with an interest

so sick of hearing about Moneyballs already

This ranking leads me to believe you're making your peppermint mocha wrong by omitting the schnapps.

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German soccer fans have a word for the feeling of enjoying the despair of an opposing striker who missed a sitter: "Fernando Torres," same thing everybody else calls it.

No surprise that Greg Howard of the awkward Britishism prefers the King James Bible.

More like "The Craptain."

The Worldwide Leader's scheme to reverse engineer kinja looks to be right on track.