I don't know about you, but this video of someone sticking it to the Arse got my juices flowing.

My favorite soccer blog name is the Gervinho fansite: Tap-Out.

Crash of the Titan

Bleaching your teeth every day isn't what Goodell meant when he asked you to whitewash this Steve.

You can see why Andy Reid would do a victory dance after giving birth to this beast.

Chiefs maintenance sadly know all too well what that victory dance means: time to replace another shattered turlet in a locker room.

I believe this is just a very subtle way to signal the Panthers' interest in drafting Jameis Winston.

Who can blame Jeter for asking someone else to be the one who sucks ass for once?

You know who else sucks at their job? Vacuum cleaners do. They really do.

I dearly hope Dan Snyder does not get wind of this idea.

Are we sure that's not a new methadone clinic?

Harrumph! In my day if you handed out a punishment you stuck to your word. I hate to see pro athletes mollycoddled like this.

My evolution was: water in a brita filter in the fridge -> water in a brita filter in the fridge with a filter that hadn't been changed in 5 years -> refrigerated water without a filter. I eventually figured out that it was the temperature, not the filtering, that worked for me. Of course other locales no doubt have…

As long as we can agree that only a mewling coward filters tap water in a refrigerator pitcher.

In the end, it was the tiny floating marshmallows that alerted the keeper he was sipping Swiss Piss.

In other news Brian Bosworth is leaving his family effective immediately to spend more time as the Most Benevolent and Generous Grand Vizier of the Land of Boz.

Sorry Samer this should be filed to Reauxmance actually.

When it comes to social media, Jeter's more of a Tinder guy.

The third reception really looks like the Eagles' corner bites on a pump fake then gets in his teammate's way.

It's cool we've all just learned to ignore your comments.