I can't believe the Germans are having orgasms over this performance and Kaka's not even involved.

Never woulda figured Harbaugh for a Morrissey fan but there you go.

When reached for comment, a FIFA spokesmen expressed dismay that a corporate partner would be engaged in these activities, which he decribed as "a distraction from our core mission of human trafficking and money laundering."

Why is this news? We've been watching Jeter pretend to play shortstop for decades now.

You all laugh now but one day we will remember Bieber with deep gratitude for finally convincing the US to close its border with Canada.

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"Officer you can't arrest me for possessing all this coke. You see, I am doing it as a parody!"

no seafood? Commie.

Jeez Kyle have you even READ the first amendment? smdh

Which staff members are the biggest gamers? Sports games? What about POV shooters?

Remember when Greece won the European Championship in 2004? Nah me neither 10 years ago I had never even heard of soccer.

Brett Favre: [throws Tootsie Rolls at returning USMNT]

All those tweets in Florida are kind of an anomaly — there people are specifically referring to the effect meth is having on their molars.

Can you not get Dale's Pale Ale or do you not consider it an IPA? That's quickly become my go-to beer because it's great and comes in cans (sometimes even huge cans!)

Regular M&M colors, ranked:

Um isn't the hole at the bottom of the iPad what you're supposed to stick your wanger in already?

If Algeria and South Korea both win, Algeria definitely wins the group. The goal differential would necessarily get reversed in that scenario.

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He was in an offside position, but there was no offense, because the ball was played by an opposing player and not his teammate. That's the rule.