Here at Deadspin the bloggers are allowed to misuse soccer jargon they read on the Guardian however they want.

It didn't. Also, it reaaaaaally doesn't matter.

Nah, hopefully they keep being the same old hilarious England that's so much fun to root against every two years.

yup

It was not Cavani who flicked the ball on but Gerrard, who had a big steaming turd of a game. Suarez would have been offside had it been Cavani who headed it to him.

Cavani to Suarez for the first goal was quite a bit better.

When reporters asked him to respond to the ruling, team owner Dan Snyder huffily slammed the door to his toadstool hut and squeaked "No Smurfin' comment!"

yes, absolutely mental

I think it's more likely Vermaelen will be the second center back so they have a left footer in the central pair.

At this point, only by completely inverting the sense of the term "dark horse" could Belgium be considered one. They've been consistently hyped over the past year to the point that they're surely the most overrated side in the entire tournament, mostly by virtue that the squad has many players who play in the…

How can you tell that? It's just got a barrel plug.

The NBA is counter-suing, claiming that it wants Sterling to return the basketball he stole and hid under his shirt.

dammit curtis

Is anyone else getting sick of Greg Howard's race baiting? Sure, the first time was kind of entertaining, and the second time was amusingly pathetic, but at a certain point it's just like enough already: you're not that fast a runner, Greg, get over it.

O AN HE SHIMMY

sunblock?

You moron, if you're going to attempt to distract people from a post with a bad faith non sequitur multiple choice question, at least construct it such that each answer is mutually exclusive. If it's C, it's also B, how the fuck is anyone supposed to bubble in their scantron with a single answer? Asshole.

Big surprise, they gave an NFL team a nickname and now they want to take it back.

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Ha! England are shit.