I think it bears mentioning that Pirlo's also one of the great free kick takers.

Your guns are awesome. Shooting is awesome.

Falcao was injured in late January against Monaco were up 3-0 in a French Cup match against fourth-division Chasselay Monts d'Or Azergues when he was chopped down in the box.

This guy wasn't a "champion" wrestler — he won his regional and came in eighth at State. Calling this guy a champion is like calling this year's Penguins a champion hockey team.

Carl Joseph immediately challenged Whitehurst to an ass-kicking contest.

So you're saying these items are just a bunch of clickbaurt.

The Mets just announced that they have signed every commenter who made the same "The Mets signed 50 Cent" joke today to a spot on the franchise's comedy team.

the problem is his delivery. gangsta rappers are usually sidearmers.

I'm looking forward to the Fox Newd segment in which Brian Mcann and George Will teach people how to take umbrage over bat flips.

this reminds me of how thousands of women caught herpes from Derek Jeter.

"My, isn't this a whimsical scene!"

I know everybody is going to rush to take the cheerleaders' side, but what about the responsibility they bear for their situation? Last time I checked, it's still a free country, and nobody is forcing them to live in the fetid shithole that is Florida.

Boy he made a mess of that. Must be pretty steamed.

ha ha as if you even went to college a-hole

I can't believe on top of everything Mushnick admitted that he never washes his taint. That's especially important for saggy-scrotumed old men.

Big deal, Greg Howard could cover that distance in, oh, probably 8-10 minutes.

Apologies for the slander.

I swear to god you're the only gooner in the world with a sense of humour about your bullshit club.

what scumbag club do you support

Unfortunately this bodes ill for Arsenal's future. The last time they won the FA Cup the club didn't win another trophy for nine years.