Unlike the NFL, "character issues" are considered a major asset in prom draft.

Upsetting, but the sight of Zach Randolph at Cracker Barrel Saturday night dousing his face with a bucket of gravy was truly devastating.

Checkmate, atheists!

Punch-Drunk Slav

What an idiot this guy is; you're only supposed to shake a baby when it won't go to sleep and it's crying and all you need is just an hour of peace and fucking quiet to watch your stories.

^a crazy person, ladies and gents

+1

"A hot dog is a sandwich."

Good Rob Ford joke Doug you should consider crossposting it to Gawker.

Lunch at Panda Express sounds like a recipe for Lindigestion.

Tsk. These millenniala and their "selfies." "Me me me"

It may look like they threw away the title but don't count out Liverpool yet. Scousers are well known for dipping into bins to salvage what others have spurned.

absolutely. the entire game the bonkers atmosphere at Selhurst Park really came through on the broadcast

The duo of Prince and Cecil Fielder is what we call medicine's first octuple bypass.

On the other hand ESPN's lawyers call stalking, sexual solicitation, and groping "hitting for the Tirico cycle."

+1

Stop struggling you giant talking blue marshmallow I'ma eat you whether you like it or not.

I didn't realize the extent that repeated head trauma has blurred Welker's vision. Pretty sad.

wat

The girl in pink was the aggressor. She dug her own hole.