Christiano dares to Zlatan.

One too many Limearitas and Mark turns into his alter ego, Stinky.

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haha you got him. You know who else got nailed? Jesus, to a cross, that's who. Think about it. #tcot

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I know right Joey really needs to bone up on his Coase smh

Presumably Zlatan eating those peanuts meant he also Zlatanned the soul of whoever threw them.

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Brady and Wilfork are actually rocking a joint costume, The Old Man and the Entire Caribbean Sea.

word to that

Question: Has paranoid dementia already taken over Newcombe's mind?
Answer: Egg noodles are food that is good with beef Stroganoff.

I'm glad you published Justin Lillge's letter refuting Marchman's clickbait article. As the reader's lengthy disquisition demonstrated, he's clearly an expert on 'bating.

"Wait, wait, wait. Hold on a minute. How much fudge are we talking about here?" -Charlie Weis, who is fat

Mint juleps aren't even supposed to be made with bourbon you ignorant cracker.

What are we to make of the recent incident in which a fan threw peanuts at Zlatan, and Zlatan ate the peanuts?

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