First step is to search a service like Giphy that will return the reaction gif, Simpsons clip, or closed caption Anchorman segment that perfectly suits the post you're commenting on.

What a loser. My Canadian girlfriend always puts out like crazy when I go visit her or see her at summer camp. She's so fucking hot at sex.

Thanks for making this comment, it really helped me understand that some things can actually be worse than AIDS, like this comment.

Cameraman: Tell us how you really feel.
Rob Ford: Magic!

Such an irresponsible "professional." Gronk is recovering from a serious injury and partying this hard so soon risks tearing his brotator cuff.

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The eyebrow is actually paralyzed that way due to a Vespa crash as a teenager.

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Do they do this with the draft beer too?

This article should lead with a huge disclaimer linking to your canned beer article.

Modelo Especial comes in cans, which are always cheaper than the bottles and never skunked. I think it's like 8 bucks for a twelve pack at my local bodega, which is a great fucking deal. This is good beer to make a michelada with too.

Jay Z better check himself; he doesn't want to get into a faceoff with an irate laxer.

What if that giant belly he has is actually a miniature bizarro conjoined twin named Stonbald Drilling that isn't racist at all, and they argue with each other every night, and they're each secretly plotting to murder the other but they love each other to much?

The third guy:

At least the 21st can provide us all with some comfort.

In hindsight it seems inevitable that a top player in a big sport would eventually come out like this. But still, it's incredibly brave of CR7 to use such a high profile occasion to reveal to the world that in his heart he's a huge Madonna fan.

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yeah but that's just because you're not allowed near kids

Seems more like finding the angle on this story where you get to call a woman a whore.