Weddings don't have to be expensive, but marriages? whew. Mine has cost me all my hair and my will to live.

It find it pretty ironic that fat guys can be so thin skinned.

The unfortunate thing about sucking out loud is that everyone else can hear you.

Jeez Tim this is an awfully belabored pretext just to brag about having cool Lenny Kravitz songs in your iTunes.

It's been debated for years so it's great to finally get some hard data on the subject: 46% percent of Floridians are high out of their minds on bath salts at any given time.

Even more difficult than qualifying for Boston is dragging out of someone the fact that they've ever run a marathon at all.

oh man +1

Poor Mike flashed back to years of bizarre bullying by his uncle Herman.

A media outlet is publishing a story of some interest in the hopes that people will read it, increasing its circulation. Astute analysis of a business model that's been around for hundreds of years.

I just read an article claiming it's going to be Moyes.

WFAN Just Obliterated Mike Francesa's Most Effective Marketer

Spoiler: If you read all the way to the end you find out Jaime Lannister gets drafted by the Rangers.

But as a 42 year old man, I would enjoy and appreciate getting a foul ball way more than a 7 year old kid does.

Does this mean Northwestern is going to abandon the traditional purple and employ a pinker tone?

Did you Deadspin blogger so-called "journalists" even fact check this video before posting it? There's no way the Maple Leafs once won a Stanley Cup.

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Nice work ostrich.

Marlins...you know what else has an m, l, and s in it? MLS! And I'm surprised your reporting on MLB (just one letter, an s, away from MLS!) rather than just being mean to the MLS like you guys are all the time.

That entire sequence was the most Berba goal ever.