I'm actually pretty interested to see what the WNBA would be.

Marathons? What is this shit? I remember when Deadspin used to be a recipes/fatherood/cleaning/movie/music/men's lifestyle website.

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idk, they were probably just messing around

This reminds me of when Montreal Impact similarly taunted DC United about the War of 1812 and nobody noticed except the three belligerent Canadians that troll every Deadspin Olympic hockey post.

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"Symbolism? Baloney! I'm sending you to the funny farm!" troped the court, synecdochically.

/guffaw

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nvm

"The hairy end is nigh" also happens to be the worst pickup line in history.

Good sleuthing. Your move, Chates79.

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listen to this guy, this guygets it

[drops vape pen, dons fedora] quick! to Reddit!

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Whatever, Tiger can routinely perform the exact opposite trick, which I can tell you is way harder, downright impossible if it's not my birthday or bottomless wine night at Olive Garden.