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Federal law requires universities to police the sexual misconduct of students. This is separate and apart from the criminal justice system. I mean, a lot of schools do not adequately fulfill what's required, but the solution to that problem is not to absolve them of the responsibility.

How fast can you run a marathon?

Judging by the photo, I would say erection is more of an immediate concern for these gymnasts than compaction.

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ahem, I believe you mean "valid discussion"

I believe he's a professional basketball player for the Golden State Warriors

an even more inspirational example than Dwyane Wade is you, somehow managing to operate a computer with no brain left

more fitting is to see the gooner drop out of the top four: http://deadspin.com/stats/graph/un…

sounds like some prankster kept giving him Tequila when he ordered vodka

can you just find a different website to spew your stupid mental sewage?

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unsatisfied with the results of his more subtle race baiting, O'Reilly spent the remainder of the interview pelting Calipari with "esspicy meat-a-balls."

These jokes brought to you courtesy of junior high kids in the 1980s making fun of the Ethiopian famine.

Ironically the trophy for winning the Pyongyang Marathon is an empty silver plate.

The most touching part of the Pyongyang Marathon is the traditional starting ceremony, in which the Dear Leader rolls an apple down the street and shouts "공식 만찬"

It was hard to hear because of the shitty audio but someone had just asked him "what pasta shape are you Coach John?"

This List is Terrible! You didn't even include my favorite spring wine, Rozay. It's so good I named my daughter after it.

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