I'd say she's lucky Eden Hazard wasn't around to give her ribs a kicking.

This sounds like it would be great with tiger sauce! (Horseradish mixed with mayonnaise, for those of you not fortunate enough to be from this part of the country.)

omg too late Andresito you guys are totally married now

Hello friend. I'm afraid you're going to be sued for copyright infringement and punitive damages now.

commandment xi: thou shalt flourish in comedy

Weird, usually polar bears like to eat brrrrrritos.

Nope. At Augusta, only groundskeepers are permitted to eat quesadillas.

that movie was so fucking funny +1 man

Knocked clean out of her clogs? Sheesh, I wooden want to be in her shoes.

Shut up, Dad, don't spoil my joke.

A: Someone else's cheese.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

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The dryer balls post was last June, get with the program man

What? No, of course not.

Loading up your off hand with goop and using it to get a grip also feels like cheating but it's OK with my wife.

+1

Who said you can't just pop open a couple bottles of wine just because you have a baby?

this

not enough puns?