Italian wedding.

Turns out he wouldn't play against Chelsea because the loan deal provides for massive payments from Atleti to Chelsea in this event: http://espnfc.com/news/story/_/i…

I have a Chris Berman sex tape to sell that is eerily similar, bidding starts at $34.78.

A shallow pop up followed by a fast dash home also describes Tom Ley's signature sex move.

+1 great tweet

Ibra on the sidelines just means he literally didn't show for a big game for once

Sending Lukaku out on loan means that he plays every week with very little pressure. If he had stayed at Stamford Bridge it would have been a much more difficult situation especially in this transitional year. Why would Lukaku be unhappy about that?

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Fucking autocorrect totally changed his meaning. What he originally typed and he meant to text was "You are a prick, eh."

+1

alright Penultimate Warrior, waiting in the wings, I hope you've got your shit together.

shit now that Hellwig is gone who is the Angry Inch going to tag team with?

now where is that dismiss button...oh yes

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A: The Canadian women's national team will beat your fucking face in.

He's being an idiot on purpose to be funny, unlike you, who are being an idiot by nature to be unfunny.

+1/4

/dying

this company's mission is pretty ironic considering that sports knock off tshirts are usually produced by the youth in Asia.

ha ha thanks but a few other commenters made the same basic joke.