Jesus Will next you're going to be telling me to stay home and look at my wife's tits instead of hitting up Scores.

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At least he's embarrassed by his outfit.

check your facts: the most popular Starbucks order in NYC by far is the key to the bathroom

Thanks for doing this post. I like to stay abreast of the latest chicken trends.

ohhhh thank you for this

He gives one of the most passionate live performances I've seen.

Argh, I am dying to scuff your white Pumas with my black Adidas, you nerd.

They're Pumas. You can tell by the stripe.

I think it's a problem of terminology. Red Sox fans are the biggest assholes, whereas Cardinals fans are the bitchiest. People are just voting for the Red Sox fans because they're the most hated, not engaging in the subtle analysis this exercise deserves.

♫ I'm at that combination Pizza Hut and third circle of Hell. ♫

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Women's breasts are full of helium that is released when they metabolize wine. That's why all women drink wine, to keep their boobs pert and bodacious. Don't blame the messenger, ladies: blame science.

I believe the portmanteau is "Twativist" in any event.

you can only give stars in "all replies" view, because Kinja

The Mustache Rides Again

oh man, can you imagine how amazing it would be to chase down and eat a cheese pierogi the size of a man? god damn I'm high

This is The New Kinja Experience (TM). Get used to it.

Why are you correcting me but not the guy who used an apostrophy to make Trophies plural?

Excuse me I don't mean to be rude but I believe you meant "You're entire league got participation trophy's too."