I concur. There is no way in a busy ER shift you have time to ejaculate on faces. Much less steal some medicine, move a bed, masturbate.....and write the procedure note. I'll wait to see how the story pans out but I am highly skeptical.

Yeah, I think that’s the one important exception. If it’s in a fictional context, having a character who is supposed to be racist (and/or clueless enough not to recognize racist behavior as racist) do things that are racist should be acceptable, in the same way that it would not be racist for an actor to deliver very…

“Gentlemen, you can’t fight here! This is the War Room!”

Nobody needs a trap to find racists in this country

1 p.m. — CMT — Happy Gilmore

Here’s the thing: We’re all focused on concussions because that’s the obvious, visible aspect of CTE...but it’s not necessarily the cause of CTE. CTE is caused by repeated blows to the head, even a boxer who has never been knocked out or concussed likely has CTE. Who repeatedly hits their head against another player’s…

Congratulations on successfully identifying the joke. If you keep on like this, 2016 is going to be a banner year for you.

She’ll get 30 days, if that. I’ll bet you one dollar and a taco.

he should be put in jail for that beard imo

He looks like a 4 day old pot roast left on the counter. Youngish? Compared to who - the crypt keeper?

He looks like Kathy Bates when she was in Misery.

If anyone ever told you that the left is easy to take offense, please take note of the thousands of offenses which the political right believe absolutely require governmental intervention. Count the thousands of times you didn’t see a gay relationship on TV—for fear it might offend someone—even though at least 10% of…

A friend tried to set me up with a guy who’d just graduated from Moody. We were already on a group outing with the dude when she told me, so I had to figure out how to convey, “What about me indicates I would be interested in someone who went to Bible college?” using only facial expressions. It was rough.

“Flood my guts” just might be the grossest thing I’ve read today. In this bleak and vile cesspool that is the internet, that’s downright impressive. I’m not sure what the prize is, but you win it.

I don’t know what The Moody Bible Institute is but I hope it’s where people study the angsty side of Jesus.

I find sexting to be the most stressful form of communication. I’ve tried it a few times with the husband but I always sounds so... clinical. or fake. usually clinical. The husband is worse at it than I am, he usually just responds with “ok” or “sounds good”

Jesus fucking christ, “finish the abortion”? He’s a BABY. He was born ALIVE. And I am 1,000% pro-choice. But once you are born and viable, you are your own person with the right to a shot at life. My best friend has a 5 year old who was born at 26 weeks and weighed 1.5 pounds. He’s a fucking miracle. Shame on you.

Tell us more about how Muslims want to enslave women, old white men.

Instilling terror into children must start at an early age if we are to properly rear new generations of Fox News viewers.