It'll also recommend when you might want to put on sunscreen or put on a hat.

But on the other hand, it's nice to have foreknowledge of which side is going to taste like cumin.

"That's not herpes"

You missed the best one and the reviews!

No, no... It's not a replacement. We recommend that you consume both caulk and balls.

Not any more.

Mossberg guns: built entirely by penises to substitute for yours.

"You got to marry these girls when they are about 15 or 16, they'll pick your ducks. You need to check with mom and..."

Urban Dictionary defines* it as the removal of dingleberries.

*Not YET, but it should...

I wonder if they have to take all the dicks off the string if you decide you want the one on the bottom.

That earring is inexcusable.

I actually kind of like when things like this happen. It helps me identify the people I no longer want to be connected to on Facebook. Between this and Trayvon Martin, I've been able to filter a whole lot of crap off my wall.

Isn't that really the worst? She's not embarrassed.

I was told there is no convincing evidence of an association between maternal caffeine intake and the birth defects. I wonder if that mom was (tragically) blaming herself and her coffee for something that was just a mystery.

I can tell you take your faith very seriously, particularly the commandment to love one another, and as a Christian, I appreciate that. However, your proclamation that your opinion on gay people's "sin" does not change how you feel about us (I am gay) is essentially meaningless. Imagine yourself in our position:…

Have you been to a Bob Evans restaurant? Cracker Barrel is like a combination Bob Evans restaurant and the Country Bear Jamboree at Disneyworld, minus the animatronics. Fatty, salty, artery clogging horrible delicious food.

Christmas music is all written by Jews anyway. That's what makes it great!

"You can't take facts and force them to fit some kind of political agenda."