In other words, your argument is, "If we take thuggish behavior off campus, people will only behave like thugs off campus." Good. Let them take it off campus. If people want to get drunk and beat other people up and commit rape, there are plenty of off-campus venues. Like any bar in town. Do they need little friends…

Just get rid of frats altogether. Let colleges be for learning.

Bite your tongue. Halloween is Darth Vader's birthday.

This isn't always the case, but sometimes people use the word "females" in sort of a disdainful way toward women. I think the upshot is that "female" is not a word that is specific to humans. So, when it's used by people who likely consider humans to be some separate strata above animals, it sort of implies that women…

Thank God for Lentils! They must be a holy food, we are so blessed to have them in our lives.

In the vein of wonderful Texas gas station creations, I give you anthropomorphized praying horse.

HYPERBOLE IS THE GREATEST INVENTION IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE!

I can't figure out if this is a gif or a still photo. I will see this face in my nightmares.

Exception: Deep South education. It took forever for a friend of mine who moved to the midwest from Alabama to refer to people as "Miss Smith" instead of "Miss Mary" in professional situations.

Yes, but the liberals are correct.

I think there are always wide swathes of people who miss satire. http://literallyunbelievable.org/

I think the project does a great job of demonstrating how reductive that 'princessification' process is.

Eh, I don't know. I get his point, but I think the "I am critiquing this so I'm just going to do the exact thing I'm critiquing to the extreme" form of art is really overdone and risks re-entrenching the problem.

I cannot overstate how badly I wish this article was written by The Onion's Jean Teasdale.

Well it's the most common surgery done in most hospitals. I was up walking around after 24 hours and off pain meds after two weeks. I think the horrors of c-section are vastly overblown for most women.

I have always wanted to go to Africa (to teach English)

I've always wondered about this too. At least Rihanna straddles a phallus jizzing out glitter.

Obama is my doula!

I'm pretending that his smiley face at the end wasn't a horrible use of an emoticon in what should be a formal email and is the combination of him fat-fingering the colon key while he closed his parentheses.