Click to read about this one weird technique to stop your kid from being a slut.

The wings are a bit pokey but I wouldn't toss her outta bed.

These look cute on 11-yr old boys trying to grow facial hair or too young to realize it looks ridiculous. Why am I not surprised?

Please wash hands before handling iPad.

That shit, literally, happens all the time. But it takes a special storyteller to bring it to life like that. Kudos!

Need iOS version STAT!

The court and coroner allowed her family to remove her body from Children's Oakland and take it wherever they wanted. They did so, supposedly to an "undisclosed" location where she was to get further "care"

Jahi was brain dead and not on "life support" any more, but in a manner of speaking, death support. It was unethical to continue to ventilate her dead body.

Will it be a stop on the Google bus route where they force the homeless cat people to disembark?

Will it be a stop on the Google bus route where they force the homeless cat people to disembark?

Admirable use of grok, although I always thought one groks something, rather than groks ONTO something.

Wasn't FNL already a film called Varsity Blues in 1999?

I feel like lots of men (myself included) want to make faces like that but are worried that we're not nearly muscular enough to get away with it. It's a terrible double-standard and perhaps it's all in my head. But nonetheless, I aspire to it.

1). One of my favorite gifs.
2). I want his haircut.

Facial expressions like those launched his acting career. Bravo, Dwayne Johnson.

Ugh. Revving the engine when the transmission is in drive is called "Driving"

For what it's worth, as a physician, I can clarify, that you're both sort of right: "cosmetic" surgery is a SUBSET of "plastic" surgery. There's also "reconstructive", another subset. But truly, it doesn't matter, it's all just semantics.

So... I have two more months until I'm an old. How can I take advantage of my waning youth?? Help!!

So... I have two more months until I'm an old. How can I take advantage of my waning youth?? Help!!

Just wondering, what counts as an old these days?