Ha! Exactly. Just another reminder of the impending Fall of the House of Haagen

El Salvadoran Supreme Court is worse than finding half a worm in your apple.

If one chooses medicine to get a fat paycheck, they're dumber than they seem.

I'm curious to know where you derive your "facts" about "most medical schools", because they ring quite untrue to me.

A lot of these will weed themselves out, and segregate into appropriate specialties.

At the risk of sounding defensive, I don't think I agree with anything you said. Your propensity to view things in black and white, much like the objects of your scorn, is showing. You qualify with "frequently", meaning, 4 of the 5 doctors you've been treated by? Please elaborate on your experience.

The position is properly referred to as Weentern.

Correct. In fact, there are many valid arguments to NOT use any antibacterial solutions at home —> it breeds resistant bacteria, the hygiene hypothesis, etc.

Hospitals use hand sanitizers (alcohol-based). Plain soap is the loser.

Um, the first frame of the ad shows the doors of "THE HOUSE OF HAAGEN-DAZS" opening. There's actually a giant pool in the basement filled with chocolate fudge. [Just adding to Violet_Baudelaire's point]

Someday I hope to rise to her level, but we all have to start somewhere. Can you provide a link to Prancercising for Dummies?

Also, we had our boss officiate our wedding. Cute, I know!

I will admit, my wife also simultaneously told our other coworker that she had a similar dream about him. Who's laughing now, other coworker??

My wife did the same thing to me, except not at Border's, and she's only 4 years older

My coworker did this exact thing to me, 7 years ago. We are now married and have a two yr old kid.

Your X-ray analogy is a bit off. One CAN control the autonomic nervous system to some degree, with practice, to reduce sweating, or higher heart rates, during a polygraph (biofeedback). But you can't fake a radiodense mass on an xray by sheer effort.

I would blame Autocorrect, but methinks you didn't use it...Please don't resemble me for my comment though.

Seems serviceable. I'll see it. ScarJo is hot. JGL ain't bad either!

I'm amused that he can spell "polygraph", but not "lying"