The administrators in the story would argue that their "educational standards" include not distracting the boys.
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The cameraman is waving his hand and nodding his head like *keep it coming, this is good, no, don't stop please, tell us more*
What is it memorizing?
Well then, congrats on impending parenthood! It's a wild ride, no doubt you've heard...
It was called "(something or other) with Tila Tequila". Google it.
Btw, lots of new dads insist on taking photos of delivery. Generally during C-sections, but sometimes the old-fashioned way. So hopefully you've enlightened your husband, both about what a hose beast is and also about your plans to destroy him if he crosses the line.
I have no doubt a laboring woman could crush an iPhone with one hand. But what's a hose-beast? Sounds scary.
Wow, you HELPED prepare a meal? I hope you've since recovered. Must've been exhausting.
I like the fact that the authors insist that you LOVE the wretched abominations that you create in a fit of psychopathy.
Actually, Costco sells pretty nice coffins.
I can't imagine an insurance company would pay for the test but not cover the surgery. I am willing to bet a preventive double mastectomy and reconstruction is cheaper than dealing with advanced breast cancer (radical mastectomy, chemotherapy, etc). Although I don't know for sure.
That's great, except for all the teen moms that aren't excellent and drink and do drugs during and after pregnancy, and expose their children to dangerous behaviors and situations. But that happens with plenty of older moms too. And dads.
Probably not. Diabetics have HIGH blood sugar, and if she took too much insulin leading to hypoglycemia, she wouldn't be feeling up for such a spirited rendition. Probably just sweaty, confused, and weak.
Yes, that was my point! (vis-a-vis pointing out that there are noble plastic surgery pursuits, in addition to purely 'cosmetic' surgery)
Texting while driving is the least fascinating part of this photo.
Agreed. I'd wager that nobody goes into medicine without some interest in empathizing with patients. Maybe people who KNOW they want to be pathologists or radiologists, but that's about it. Some loss of our empathy is inherent in certain subspecialties, as part of defense mechanism (what oncologist can truly feel…
Can you put them in touch with Saudi Arabia's Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vices?
Almost LOL'd at invisible toilet spiders which would've woken my son up from his nap. I want to play this game too, but am worried I won't be as funny.
Well said. Except for calf implants. How else can you give the impression you'll be able to dunk without having to prove it?